Ok, so I used Cinema Craft Encoder to make 1 mpv(video) file and one mpeg1 audio file. How in the hell do I put this thing on a dvd. I tinkered with ifoedit. Help!

You have to author the files into a DVD title set and then burn them to DVD+/-R. You can use IFOEdit by following this guide ( http://www.dvdrhelp.com/forum/userguides/120013.php ). There are many authoring programs available that are more sophisticated in terms of beign able to do menues and such (TMPGEnc DVD Author, Spuruce Up, etc), but nothing beats IFOEdit for price!
Then just burn via your favorite program and you're laughing...

Sorry, I should have clarified.

I have already coverted a divx movie to a m2v file. I have extracted and converted the mp3 audio to AC3 with besweet and ac3machine. Just figured out how to use ifo edit. Thanks a bunch.