ive been out all day, pout all nighty and its a;lmost xmas now, nearly time for dinner wahoooo... but i just want you all to know thgat i love you. I love afterdawn, for the past 4 years ive mety people from afterdawn, inspirational ppl like drd, ketola, teemu, waiski, krimu, my biug buddy herbsman, carefree, matt, all of you, whopever u are, and we're all a family man, we spend more time communicating than most familys. Happy christmas/Hanuka/whatever to all of you... you are the heart of this site. without u aD wouldnyt be shit, have a good holiday man... from dela.
oh wow. dela's head will be splitting tomorrow, from the sounds of this. happy holidays to you too, amigo.
i do not have much to say as i was down that road 35 years ago..i use to get so drunk i did not know what day of the week it was.... and i do not drink now...,
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh LOL My apologies ladies and gents ;-) you know how it is, u get a few (well a few more than WAY TOO MUCH) in your system and u just start talking crap all night. I've had some sleep now and I see sense again lol Oh and for those concerned, no hangover -> http://www.getalifeline.com/iopen24/catalog/index.php ur supposed to take 2 capsules abouit anb hour after u have your first drink and if u are too go way overboard, to take 2 more every 3 or 4 hours. I took about 12 altogether and there's no sick stomach, no headache, but I am still a little bit on the tipsy side and i feel like i didnt sleep much but hey, u cant 100% kill a hangover, not when u drink like that ;-)
From one serious drinker to another **hint hint** Remember to drink a pint or 2 of water before bed, it's hard I know, but it works. It's good to see I'm not the only drunk around here (DOH!)
Merry Christmas all, and Dela, that's outstanding young man, the slurring even came across in the typing. excellent. i myself can't drink too much due to my tablets but don't feel much like boozing anyways, maybe later on
I wouldn't exactly think of myself as a serious drinker, the last time i was drunk before last night was em.... september i think. lol I don't drink often, but when I do, I drink much ;-) Ye I typed a whole lot of stuff last night, not just what I posted here and I remember that my fingers were all over the keyboard and I kept trying to go back to fix spelling and after a while I just decided to give up ;-)
Dela, so as not to have a hang over,drink more.. start the new year celebration right now.. Hangover Ratings Guide One-Star Hangover: No pain. No real feeling of illness. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 sodas and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a steak bomb and a side of gravy fries from any truck stop USA. Two-Star Hangover: No pain. Something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a rootie tootie fresh and fruity pancake breakfast from IHOP. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanor about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is surfing internet porn and writing junk e-mails. Thee-Star Hangover: Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely a space shot and so not productive. You have the attention span of a gnat. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the random gin shots you did with your alcoholic friends after the bouncer 86'd you at 3:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a dozen donuts and a meatball sub watching the E! fashion awards. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 Snapples and a liter of Diet Coke - yet you haven't peed once. Four-Star Hangover: Life sucks. Your head is throbbing and you can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars) your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein and your hair style makes you look like a reject from the class picture of Revere High, '76. You would shoot your mother for one or all of the following: 1. The clock to strike 6pm 2. The entire appetizer list from TGI Fridays 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before. Five-Star Hangover (a/k/a Dante's 4th Circle of Hell): You have a second heartbeat in your head (exacerbated by 6 bouts of the dry heaves) which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pour and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is bitch about your state - which is a mystery to you because you definitely don't remember who you were with, where you were, what you drank and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed, unaccompanied, at your house. The only thing you can do is pass out. It's when you wake up a few hours later with a lesser star hangover that you eat a large pizza, an order of Kung Pao Chicken, a ham and cheese omelet and a batch of Rice Krispie Treats.
Didn't mean it like that *wink*.. It's better to drink occasionally and seriously, than casually all the time.. heh heh heh..
HOW DRUNK DO YE ALL THINK DELA WAS LAST NIGHT read below Dela staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor. As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups. He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."
