Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

The perks these doctors get will make your blood pressure higher. No need for expensive pills with a long list of horrible side effects. I have a nephew who is in drug sales-legal-ie.. The drug company can usually get a print out for who's writing their Rxs and how many. Coupled with advertisement bucks, it's a wonder drugs aren't any higher.

 

My pharmacist and my doctor go on at least one cruise a year
compliments of a major pharmeceutical company. My pharmacist told
me this. I tease him every time I go in about what trip I'm paying
for this year.
My Bitch for the day: Walking in a second hand store this morning, I
saw something on the top shelf I wanted to look at. Laying in front
of it was one of those old cast iron meat grinders. Picked up the
grinder so I could see behind it. The nut wasn't on the center
auger. It fell about 8 feet and broke one of the toes on my good
foot. My comment when it hit was not very lady like! The toe is
completely black and about twice the size it usually is.

 

@Shardel ... Ouch, sounds nasty. Looks like your foot is going to throb for awhile when it not elevated. Are you otherwise o.k.? I've seen a toe nail get black and nasty but sounds like your's is worse; did you see a doctor?

Years ago, I was in the travel business in Miami. The perks were great!

@Garmoon ... I figured there must be perks of some sort. I've had this problem since I can remember...and it isn't even a problem! I have to get up about an hour earlier than most for the fog to clear (O.k., I can see the wise cracks coming LOL!) I certainly don't need pills for it!It was a problem on the times I had neck and back surgery though; they cancelled it each and every time.

 

See a doctor? Are you kidding it's Saturday. Besides I used to be
a paramedic-can handle this. The toe is broken. I know how to tape
it to keep the pressure off when I stand up. They can not cast
a toe. At best they could put a pin in it later. I'm fine otherwise.
It's just a little difficult walking with both feet hurting. I've
lived with worse pain for long time.
By the way I checked out those links you suggested. Very interesting.
Will probably do some more web searches while I'm icing this toe.
These guys raze you pretty hard about you pain meds. It's a good
thing you still have your sense of humor. It's not like your taking
them for recreation.
Edit: meant iceing not icing. I'm not frosting it

 

Shardel,
gerry1's the best. LOL. He just has this "clean freak" thing going on at his house. I don't know if it's caused by his "stooper" but it scares me when he talks about dusting his "figurines".

...gm

 

greensman..

They're not figurines! I like to think of them as marble and bronze "action figures" LMAO!

 

GM
With all the good meds, we know why gerry wants to save all that dust, especially the white stuff.

Shardel
You may have been turning on some of the folks with foot fetishes. A little icing and they would have kissed your toe to make it better.

As for gerry, if people started treating him too nice, he'd leave.

 

Pacman
Thanks for the laugh I needed that today.

 

@Shardel

Hell with the doctor-see a blood sucking lawyer! If the nail is black under it and is throbbing, get a paper clip red hot and burn a hole in the nail to let the blood out. I had a friend 30 years ago, at a party, who dropped a 32oz.glass bottle of Coke on his great toe.

@gerry

Eat more SALT!-cheaper and tastier.

 

i was at Starbucks with Jason Jr. and some jerk-off spilled coffee on him! I was so pissed! He was only 192 hours and 18 minutes old! Luckily he was closed and was sleeping....

for those of you who don't know my new macbook pros name is Jason!

 

And judging by the "Jr.", so is yours ;-)

No bitch this morning, I'm in a surprisingly good mood.

 

I'm not ... I just went to the laundry room, used two washing machines and when they were in the final spin cycle, I realized I forgot to put in the laundre detergent. DUH!

 

Lol, another blonde moment Gerry? ;-P

 

Actually I did that too at university, but I only noticed when the clothes came out and smelled the same as when they went in!

 

@garmoon..

Yeah, I don't know what I'd do if I had "high blood pressure" rather than low. My boss has to stay away from salt and takes diuretics so he's got to take a leak every ten minutes. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

 

gerry1 I didn't know I was your boss. You could be nicer tho.

I hate it!!!! NOT that I use that much salt but look sometime at how much salt is in every thing!!! It's unbelievable. :O GUESS that's my complaint of the day.

....gm

 

Its my birthday in 32 minutes

ANd i dont care. And my darling mother wouldnt let me to my friends house at 11 o clock until about half 12. You know? For like a birthday celebration.

No, not my mother, wants to be a cow and exercise her authority as long as she can without it being.....immoral..

 

That sucks. Oh well, happy birthday for tomorrow billybob!

 

Thanks bro.

 

No worries, hope you have a better day tomorrow!