Hi, this seems like a little harmless fun. So post your impossible invite wish(or any other wish) and then let everyone know what you are willing to trade for it (even if you do not possess the will trade item)

Want: Invitation to spend 1 week (7 days) in the Lincoln bedroom in the US White house


Will trade : Bill Clinton's black book

I want the lovely sunny bbq weather in Texas.

And you can have the rain from Ireland.

I want this saturday's winning lottery numbers (right now)


will trade all my losing numbers (all u want)

I want to have enough money to buy what I want and to not have to work.


You can take this job and shove it!!

Wanted:: foolproof plan

Offered:: airtight alibi

Wanted: The ability to use The Force.

Offering: The ability to pass gas in multiple keys.

Wanted: Adriana Lima

Offering: anything she wants for the rest of her life lol

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Wanted: Adriana Lima

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Offering: anything she wants for the rest of her life lol

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That sounds expensive !

Expensive, but I'm sure definitely worth it!!

Wanted: $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Willing to trade: $10

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Wanted: $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Willing to trade: $10

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Cheapo !

Wanted: To feel really good and energetic and lively!

Trade: A really nasty hangover!

W. Good health


T My bad summer cold ( and any other bad bug you want)

Wanted - A good nite's sleep


Will Trade - My insomnia

Wanted: Iluvendo's forgiveness in my shameless, inexcuseable-ness of not being here @ AfterDawn, when I know I should. Alternatively, I humbly request a romantic, candle-lit blind-date with his beautiful sister, which couldn't hurt a bit either. :)

Failing any of that, a certified cheque for $1,000,000 U$A dollars would probably be 'OK'. (Or at least enough to ensure I don't have to work anymore before I shuffle off into the Twilight Zone.)

Offerred: My absolutely, 100% undivided committment; obsession; participation; daily (hourly-even) posting to the A/D Forums; - [in fact - I will have my computer surgically implanted into my frontal lobes wherein I can access these Forums on a minute-2-minute basis].

Further to this - I will quit my daily job to achieve this objective. I will post daily/hourly/minute-ly. I will lock my apartment doors, unplug the phone, quit my day-job, disown my own family, scour the internet on a consistent, ongoing basis for timely news/info/updates/announcements/articles-of-interest for my cherished A/D Family, the likes-of-which JAYBO (may god bless him) could only imagine in this lucrative, potentially-EXPLOSIVE world of WWW-Stuff, and should the need arise..... since I will, presumably, have a million$ at my disposal from John <iluvendo>, (or at least the wonderful warmth of a relationship with his beautiful sister), I will do whatever it takes to secure, ensure, and
_guarantee_ AfterDawn's rightful place in this world - WHICH - (by-the-way) they have already *earned* a very long time ago indeed, -- in no small part by Petteri (the guy who doesn't like titles), and who - while not being, perhaps, the most handsome system/administrator in the world, is beautiful in his own way, <even though he would be the first to deny it), and thus, by doing so, ensure the longevity of all concerned, specifically **YOU** out there, the "AfterDawn Collective", of which _none_ of this could be possible. (Seven-Of-Nine and her hoard of Drones should be so lucky).

(WHEW!!!!!)

Other than that John...... (ya wanna get drunk or somethin') ???

-- Klingy, the Mercifully Free-For-A-Day-Or-Two Klingon --

WANTED: Hannah montana and several thousand pounds of raw butter


Offered: I will personally put a_klingon out of misery and finally create a profile for him (just download my keylogger already klingy heheheh)

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Wanted: Iluvendo's forgiveness in my shameless, inexcuseable-ness of not being here @ AfterDawn, when I know I should. Alternatively, I humbly request a romantic, candle-lit blind-date with his beautiful sister, which couldn't hurt a bit either. :)

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@ A_ Klingon, I only have a brother , and he ain't interested in you!

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WANT: 100% perfect health for the remaining years
of my life.

WILL TRADE: 100 real Hamsters that will do the
Hamster Dance in unison anytime you request.

A 58 second example of the HAMSTER DANCE:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_kgNp9oQg&feature=related

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Signed: Robert Singletary__Monday August 4, 2008__2:02 A.M.
(eastern standard time) USA

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@ A_ Klingon, I only have a brother , and he ain't interested in you!

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Quite understandable..... (sometimes I'm not even interested in my self). <gg>

Oh my my........ I can post some pretty nit-witty stuff at times.

(Ah well).

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...and finally create a profile for him

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Don't ya dare, tripp!!!!!

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...and finally create a profile for him

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Don't ya dare, tripp!!!!!

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@ Trippy, double dog dare ya to do it !!!

i would....but im afraid of a very angry klingon busting down my door with a banhammer LOL

WANTED: new shirts


OFFERED: old shirts

wanted 4tb hardrive
offered 5cent

WANTED: Someone to buy my computer

Trade: My computer and negative 950 dollars.

Want: Sex.

Will trade: My virginity.