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100 things to do with Barbie

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  1. agent-k

    agent-k Regular member

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    I was in the newspaper shop this morning and I saw this childrens activity book called '100 things to do with Barbie'.
    I can only think of 1 thing to do with that silly blonde bint, having said that I would be glad to do it 100 times.
    What would you like to do to barbie?
     
  2. geestar20

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    If it wasn't for -agent-k- and his question's I think I would be kinda bored.

    One of the first things I would do with Barbie is, I would "Pimp her ride"....Then pimp her. hehehe

    Then have the "BRATZ" kick her ASS.
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  3. john179

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    Agent-k the man with 100 questions.Well i would have to be her action man and ride ride ride.Can we do one on cindy tomorrow.Coz i could do a 100 on her to.
     
  4. agent-k

    agent-k Regular member

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    What about Cindy and Barbie together. Now that's a thought.
     
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    Hey my man now your really talking.
     
  6. darthnip

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    blow torch or blender, take yer pick.
     
  7. agent-k

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    hey darth, will there be room for Ken as well?
     
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    I would have her breasts enlarged, add a little cellulite, boltox injection, genital piercings and tatoo's of small sheep on her behind, then strap her to a model rocket and launch her into the heaven's.

    There she can dance amongst the stars, and be my Barbie constellation..........

    My ideal woman....................My mum would be sooooo proud..............
     
  9. Cyprien

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    HCI her ass :D those who dont know whats HCI thats hydrochloride acid

    another thing i would do put her on a gril ^_^

    fill her up with lighter fuild put a fuse up her ass and watch the sparks fly :D

    let my cat have a go with her lol

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    Such violence and mayhem on our pastime playthings...umm not that I...UUmMM palyed with them or anything...UHH Got a go!

    I WAS FORCED TO PLAY DAMN IT!
     
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    baabaa, the more of your posts I read the more I realize that I really need to visit England and buy you a few pints.
     
  12. Mick69

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    have her circumsized.....too violent and painful???....yeah ok =P
     
  13. baabaa

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    Do you think Barbie could come with us, that way I could show you how proud I really am......?

    Yes, I have to agree, I would benefit from actually venturing into the outside world - trouble is I do enjoy my little corner of the mind.........

    Where's Wallace, Shaun sends his best.....Baaaaaaaaaaa!
     
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    If you get any where near Manchester Nephilim i will buy you a pint or two.Good old British beer the thought is making me fancy a pint.
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Just find me a good oatmeal stout :) None of that crap you can see through!
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    baabaa scares me :-|.... with all those weird things he say :-|...
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    baabaa's been my mentor since I very first came to AD :)
     
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    Hmmm.... explains a lot.
     
  19. baabaa

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    Hey, hey................

    Baabaa the mentor..........There could be a market for that.

    And Barbie could be my Personal Assistant, That means I would have to make sure she has a mini skirt, high heels,nails and a typewriter - I may not need to launch her after all...........

    Well done Nephilim, a long awaited promotion - and it's about time.............

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