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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by andmerr, Oct 31, 2004.

  1. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    Well guys saw this and thought we could have another laugh .Feel free to add your own to the list (yes its another useless post baabaa.That makes about 100 doesnt it ............LOL)


    Andmerr


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    | Everyone has a photographic memory
    | ...some just don't have any film.
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    | Save your breath...You'll need it to
    | blow up your date.
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    | Your ridiculous little
    | opinion has been noted.
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    | Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks
    | you're an bumhole .
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  2. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    you uys are bit slow in answering today ,heres some more stuff to keep you going


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    | Impotence...Nature's way of
    | saying "No hard feelings,"
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    | The proctologist called
    | ...they found your head.
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    | I used to have a handle
    | on life...but it broke off.
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    | WANTED: Meaningful
    | overnight relationship.
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    | Guys...just because you have one,
    | doesn't mean you have to be one.
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  3. devilhunt

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    | I don't want a free |
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    | you noob |
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  6. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    theses are getting better and better.

    Heres another couple to ponder on:

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    | Some people just don't know how to drive...
    | I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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    | Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating
    | His animal friends.
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  7. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    i got one on the back of my truck that says...

    Yes i do own a truck
    and NO i wont help you move!
     
  8. andmerr

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    funny you should say that darthnip i'm actually moving shortly,can i borrow your truck!!!

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    | Don't like my driving?
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    |Next time you park this close to me
    |Leave me a fuckin tin opener so
    |that I can get my car out..........
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    |If shit was worth something, then
    |poor people would have been born
    |with no arseholes..................
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    |If tommorrow never comes, then why
    |did they invent calenders..........
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    |If sheep go baaaaa, and cows go mooo
    |Then what nosie do rabbits make.....
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    |Pick a number between 1 and 10
    |Then add 8, subtract 3
    |Divide by 2, then multiply by 9
    |What is the first vegetable that comes
    |to mind...A carrot..........yea!!!........
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    |The wife told me I was rotten in bed
    |I said, how could you possibly figure
    |that out in 30 seconds...............
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    |The wife has cut back sex to twice
    |a week.
    |That was ok, because she cut out the
    |other 3 guys completely, I feel I got the
    |best part of the deal.....................
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    Do Not Steal, The Government Hates Competition
     
  12. andmerr

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    | If you can read this...I can
    | slam on my brakes and sue you.
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    | Some people are only alive because it
    | is illegal to shoot them.
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    | Try not to let your mind wander..It is too small and
    | fragile to be out by itself.
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    The village called....
    you got the position for IDIOT
     
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    If you don't like my driving
    Stay off the sidewalk
     
  15. andmerr

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    | Hang up and drive!!
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  16. andmerr

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    good girls go to heaven
    bad girls go evrywhere

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    I still miss my Ex...
    But my aim is improving.
     
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    Forget 911 - I dial .357!
     
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    Meet My Friend, Smith & Wesson
     
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