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Cock a DOODLE Do

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by pizzaface, Sep 15, 2004.

  1. pizzaface

    pizzaface Member

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    three steps left

    four shades of blue

    one, two, three

    Back two spaces

    Divid everything by 6
     
  2. drchips

    drchips Active member

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    My advice,

    Ease up on the substance abuse.
     
  3. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    And find a hobby.
     
  4. baabaa

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    Do the hockey cockey and turn around, and that's what it's all about...................oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hockey cockey cockey..........oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh hockey cockey cockey...........ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh hockey cockey cockey, kness bent, arms stretched, ra ra ra..........

    Thats better, thats my morning workout over and done with, time for work.............TTFN.......
     
  5. agent-k

    agent-k Regular member

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    baabaa, you are completely mad.

    If you buy a giant tub of glue, you and pizzaface can share it together.

    No, forget that, looks like you've beaten me to it.
     
  6. baabaa

    baabaa Active member

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    Nothin like a brisk chant to get me going in the morning..........and that was just the ticket.

    BTW:Still some UHU left, want some dregs?

    And now it's time for bed:

    Baabaa black sheep have you any glue
    Yes sir, yes sir it's 3 pounds 22
    Can I have one for the pizzaface, and the agent-k
    And one for little baabaa because he NEEDS it today
    When we have finished, we shall all have a dance
    We shall chant into the night and end up in a trance
    But if anyone wishes to join us, you know just what to do
    Order some UHU for 3 pounds 22

    _X_X_X_X_X_[small]Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down

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  7. pizzaface

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    Glue Glue
    It makes me POO
    When it sticks to my butt cheeks
    what should I do

    I will pull it
    but it just springs back
    with so much force
    It feels like a heart attck

    Maybe I should stop the abuse
    stop snorting the shit
    then maybe in reality
    I could take a decent shit

    But for now
    the shitty glue just drags on the ground
    leaving a trail
    that is smelled by the hounds

    Now let me be
    let me sniff that glue
    just dont follow me around
    after i take a poo
     
  8. baabaa

    baabaa Active member

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    Hmmmmmm, Sorry but I prefer mine............

    Mine does instill graphic images..............LOL
     
  9. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Yours does have a definite poetic edge, Sir Baabaa.
     

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