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Funny threads in afterdawn

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by mlinuxko, Feb 21, 2007.

  1. mlinuxko

    mlinuxko Regular member

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    As you all know there are sometimes threads which just makes you laugh out loud. The funniest one I have read were hidden by the mods so none can see it now (don't worry that was at least year ago and included e.g . ***** rings and similar "material")

    Anyway the idea of this thread is to collect links to those funny threads. I'm tired now and maybe that affects to my sence of humour, but I think following thread is quite funny. Eventhough it's very short one.

    http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/469997
     
  2. Logik666

    Logik666 Regular member

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    Did you just make a thread for the sole purpose of linking to another thread....?
     
  3. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    I think it could actually be pretty funny to post the real cream of the crop links but unfortunately, I can never find them. There was one which perhaps the more senior members recall ... a really gullible guy people made all paranoid...the FBI watching him and such nonsense. I don't remember exactly but I'd like it someone who remembers to post a link. Has to be the funniest thing I've ever read: a case of truth stranger than fiction.(ScubaPete took part if memory serves, but I don't really remember).
     
  4. ireland

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    why not make this thread the fun thread,or close it




    to gerry1



    HUMOROUS WORK PHRASES:




    1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

    2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

    3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

    4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

    5) I have plenty of vision and talent. I just don't give a Damn!

    6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

    7) What am I??? Flypaper for freaks?

    8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

    9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth,

    10) Ahhh . . . . I see the Screwed Up fairy has visited us again.

    11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

    12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Kahrma to burn off.

    13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan. But my duties are largely ceremonial.

    14) No, My powers can only be used for good.

    15) How about Never?? Is Never good for you?

    16) You sound reasonable - - - time to up my medication.

    17) I'm easy to get along with, once you learn to worship me.

    18) I'll try being nicer, if you'll try being smarter.

    19) I'm out of mind, but please feel free to leave me a message.

    20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant

    21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.

    22) My Toys !! My toys !! I can't work without MY Toys !!!

    23) It might appear that I am doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.

    24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

    25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

    27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
     
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  5. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    search in this forum somewhere in the past 2 years as there is a thread about this & to that funny thread.
     
  6. dazila

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  7. janrocks

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    Graham... **holds head in disbelief**
     
  8. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    @ddp et al: I will search for it when I get home. That has got to be the funniest thread I've ever seen...a little long if memory serves, but well worth the read and the laugh.

    @Ireland, this one best describes me on most days
     
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  9. gerry1

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