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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by pipe0, Feb 28, 2007.

  1. pipe0

    pipe0 Guest

    I am a manufacturer and exporter of reusable douche water.
    Our main products include Ginseng Frog Flavored Douche. Our products have acquired the license regarding the anitation and safety of drinking horse pee by the Department of Health of Candyland and passed the accreditation of ISOBUSTER 9001 International Mismanagement System by CCS.
    Company Name: NANBO Frog Flavored Douche CO.,LTD.
    Add:Some village in China
    Tel:+867-5309 ask for Jenny
    Fax: Traded off for four chickens and a beet two weeks ago.
    Contact:Chairman Mao
    Zip code:pi
    Web Site: http://www.frogflavoreddouche.net
    E-mail: frogbreath@frogflavoreddouche.com
     
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  2. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    go away spammer..

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  3. The_Fiend

    The_Fiend Guest

    Can someone take that steel pipe and shove it down this spammers windpipe ?
     
  4. ireland

    ireland Active member

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  5. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    What in the holy hell does this dork think he's going to gain trying to sell steel pipe on a tech forum?

    Oh well, I'm off to a WWF fansite to sell bulk yarn..............
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I did a bit of creative editing - read his post very carefully ;)
     
  7. gwendolin

    gwendolin Senior member

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    @Nephilim, I like that version better.
     
  8. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    hmm....sounds like something that would sell well on the west coast.
     
  9. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I bummed, the yarn ain't selling...........................................
     
  10. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    Pipe specifications for idiots like pipe0


    1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole surrounded by metal or plastic
    centred around the hole.


    2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes
    of different length to the pipe.


    3. The ID (Inside Diameter) of all pipe must not exceed the OD (Outside
    Diameter) - otherwise the hole will be on the outside.


    4. All pipe is to be supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam
    or other stuff can be put inside at a later date.


    5. All pipe should be supplied without rust; this can be more readily applied
    at the job site.
    NOTE: Some vendors are now able to supply pre-rusted pipes. If available
    in your area, this product is recommended, as it will save a great deal of
    time at the job site.


    6. All pipe over 500ft (150m) in length should have the words "LONG PIPE"
    clearly painted on each side and end, so that the contractor knows it's a
    long pipe.


    7. Pipe over 2 miles (3.2km) in length must also have the words "LONG PIPE"
    painted in the middle, so the contractor will not have to walk the entire
    length of the pipe to determine whether or not it is a long pipe or a
    short pipe.


    8. All pipe over 6ft (1.83m) in diameter must have the words "LARGE PIPE"
    painted on it, so the contractor will not mistake it for small pipe.


    9. Flanges must be used on all pipe. Flanges must have holes for bolts,
    quite separate from the big hole in the middle.


    10. When ordering 90 or 30 degree elbows, be sure to specify left-hand or
    righ-hand, otherwise you will end up going the wrong way.


    11. Be sure to specify to your vendor whether you want level, uphill or
    downhill pipe. If you use downhill pipes for going uphill, the water
    will flow the wrong way.


    12. All couplings should have either right-hand or left-hand threads, but do
    not mix the threads otherwise, as the coupling is being screwed on one
    pipe, it is being unscrewed fron the other.


    13. All pipes shorter than 1/8in (3mm) are very uneconomical in use, requiring
    many joints. They are genreally known as washers.


    14. Joints in pipes for piping water must be water-tight. Those in pipes for
    compressed air, however, need only be air-tight.


    15. Lengths of pipes may be welded or soldered together. This method is not
    recommended for concrete or earthenware pipes.


    16. Other commodities are often confused with pipes. These include: conduit,
    tube, tunnel and drain. Use only genuine pipes.


    17. Scottish Regiments in the Army use Army pipes in unusual ways. These are
    not approved of in engineering circles.
     
  11. Dunker

    Dunker Regular member

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    Ireland, that literally had me rolling on the floor! Good work!

    P.S. you too Nephilim. Douche and pipe - perfect together.
     

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