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I am a manufacturer and exporter of reusable douche water.
Our main products include Ginseng Frog Flavored Douche. Our products have acquired the license regarding the anitation and safety of drinking horse pee by the Department of Health of Candyland and passed the accreditation of ISOBUSTER 9001 International Mismanagement System by CCS.
Company Name: NANBO Frog Flavored Douche CO.,LTD.
Add:Some village in China
Tel:+867-5309 ask for Jenny
Fax: Traded off for four chickens and a beet two weeks ago.
Contact:Chairman Mao
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Web Site: http://www.frogflavoreddouche.net
E-mail: frogbreath@frogflavoreddouche.com

 

go away spammer..

 

Can someone take that steel pipe and shove it down this spammers windpipe ?

 

@Nephilim, I like that version better.

 

hmm....sounds like something that would sell well on the west coast.

 

Pipe specifications for idiots like pipe0


1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole surrounded by metal or plastic
centred around the hole.


2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes
of different length to the pipe.


3. The ID (Inside Diameter) of all pipe must not exceed the OD (Outside
Diameter) - otherwise the hole will be on the outside.


4. All pipe is to be supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam
or other stuff can be put inside at a later date.


5. All pipe should be supplied without rust; this can be more readily applied
at the job site.
NOTE: Some vendors are now able to supply pre-rusted pipes. If available
in your area, this product is recommended, as it will save a great deal of
time at the job site.


6. All pipe over 500ft (150m) in length should have the words "LONG PIPE"
clearly painted on each side and end, so that the contractor knows it's a
long pipe.


7. Pipe over 2 miles (3.2km) in length must also have the words "LONG PIPE"
painted in the middle, so the contractor will not have to walk the entire
length of the pipe to determine whether or not it is a long pipe or a
short pipe.


8. All pipe over 6ft (1.83m) in diameter must have the words "LARGE PIPE"
painted on it, so the contractor will not mistake it for small pipe.


9. Flanges must be used on all pipe. Flanges must have holes for bolts,
quite separate from the big hole in the middle.


10. When ordering 90 or 30 degree elbows, be sure to specify left-hand or
righ-hand, otherwise you will end up going the wrong way.


11. Be sure to specify to your vendor whether you want level, uphill or
downhill pipe. If you use downhill pipes for going uphill, the water
will flow the wrong way.


12. All couplings should have either right-hand or left-hand threads, but do
not mix the threads otherwise, as the coupling is being screwed on one
pipe, it is being unscrewed fron the other.


13. All pipes shorter than 1/8in (3mm) are very uneconomical in use, requiring
many joints. They are genreally known as washers.


14. Joints in pipes for piping water must be water-tight. Those in pipes for
compressed air, however, need only be air-tight.


15. Lengths of pipes may be welded or soldered together. This method is not
recommended for concrete or earthenware pipes.


16. Other commodities are often confused with pipes. These include: conduit,
tube, tunnel and drain. Use only genuine pipes.


17. Scottish Regiments in the Army use Army pipes in unusual ways. These are
not approved of in engineering circles.

 

Ireland, that literally had me rolling on the floor! Good work!

P.S. you too Nephilim. Douche and pipe - perfect together.