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High School Research Paper!

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Auslander, Nov 3, 2004.

  1. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    you must have a hell of a time to get into a car 6inches wide now even crampier with those monitors
     
  2. Auslander

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    but i managed to do it ;-)
     
  3. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    or you are awfully small, maybe smallest person on earth
     
  4. Auslander

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    well, my car is the same size as one of those little clown cars at a circus, yet i can get 45 people in it.
     
  5. Auslander

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    i suppose you could look at it like santa's magic, nearly-bottomless gift sack. all the presents in the world fit in there, yet he can drag it quickly down a chimney.
     
  6. Auslander

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    as a final thought back to the original topic, who new it would turn out so well? i'm very happy with my paper, lol. thanks, you all, for your suggestions and creative assistance.
     
  7. ddp

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    did you mention us at all in your credits or foot notes, probably not
     
  8. Auslander

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    no, but i told my girlfriend how great you guys are. she just rolled her eyes.
     
  9. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    probably figured you were full of horse turds that you speak with forked tongue
     
  10. Auslander

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    nope, it's not forked. but she does like the length of it.
     
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    you told 'dear kitty' or is this a girba friend on the side??? meow!
     
  12. regor

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    and ddp... this porridge (oatmeal) is cooked overnite in a crock-pot ---- the main ingredients are oatmeal, milk, brown sugar, some kind of fruit like dried cherries or raisins (dried cherries ummmmmmmmmm). Simply turned on 'low' the nite before and in the morning viola!!! served with bananas and orange juice to appease the Auslander gods and we have a break from fasting!!!!!

    you might try some buttered toast or english muffin instead of appeasing Auslander's gods -- or both since the potasium and vitamin c are goody good for you!!!
     
  13. Auslander

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    don't worry...the kitty and the gf are one and the same. and guess what: my god can kick your god's ass! :p
     
  14. Auslander

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    welp, it's time for the next paper. for those of you that don't know, i'm out to prove that Atlantis existed and that it is currently 3000 feet under water at the Azores Plateau in the Atlantic Ocean. My research is done, and i'm very confident about this paper. :) ta ta
     
  15. ddp

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    you'll get a D-
     
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    didn't the city of atlantis travel trough a Stargate ?? LOL

    J.C. !!
     
  17. Auslander

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    hardy har har, ddp. :) i've haven't gottena D on anything in 6 years. i'm pretty sure i can pull it off *knock on wood*. lol, thanks for the vote of confidence, though :p

    retro, it did! but that was in another dimension and doesn't apply here! :p
     
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    Good luck on your paper, young fella.
     
  19. Auslander

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    thanks for the good wishes, BW :)
     
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    Good luck -Auslander-!!

    The last paper I had i ROLLED [​IMG]
     

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