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IRC Hacking demonstration.......not

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Mr_Taz_UK, Apr 28, 2005.

  1. Mr_Taz_UK

    Mr_Taz_UK Regular member

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    Mate of mine sent me this on an email....

    Enjoy

    ----Quote---

    In case you don't speak german (just as this hacker), I've tried a little translation to english. I might have made some spelling errors, but the original spelling wasn't perfect either. The guy really said "buy buy" in the german version. I've posted this on the forum on http://www.desertcombat.com before, so if this looks familiar, might be the same. I've corrected some mistakes and put the < > back to the right version (The DC forum does not support them). All censoring was done by this particular forum here. Notice that in germany we get DST earlier than in the US.

    The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.

    QUOTE
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <bitchchecker> why do you kick me
    <bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
    <bitchchecker> answer!
    <Elch> we didn't kick you
    <Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Pingtimeout#)
    <bitchchecker> what ping man
    <bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
    <bitchchecker> i even have dst
    <bitchchecker> you banned me
    <bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
    <HopperHunter|afk> LOL
    <HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
    <bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
    <bitchchecker> for two weaks already
    <bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
    <Elch> You're a real computer expert
    <bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
    <Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
    <bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
    <Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
    <Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
    <bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
    <Elch> Now I'm frightened
    <bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
    <bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
    <bitchchecker> say goodbye
    <Elch> to whom?
    <bitchchecker> to you man
    <bitchchecker> buy buy
    <Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


    What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress
    in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way,
    the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting
    to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker
    never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.

    QUOTE
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
    <Metanot> lol
    <Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
    <bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
    <bitchchecker> say buy buy
    <Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
    <bitchchecker> buy buy elch
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


    There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after
    these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.

    QUOTE
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
    <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
    <Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
    <Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
    <bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
    <bitchchecker> fire wall
    <Elch> maybe, i don't know
    <bitchchecker> i'm 26
    <Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
    <Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
    <Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
    <bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
    <bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
    <Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
    <bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
    <Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
    <Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
    <Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
    <bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
    <Metanot> what firewall do you have?
    <bitchchecker> like a girl
    <Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
    <He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
    <bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
    <Elch> Noo
    <Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
    <bitchchecker> you're afraid
    <bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
    <bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
    <Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
    <bitchchecker> shut up
    <Metanot> lol
    <bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
    <bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall


    He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.

    QUOTE
    <Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
    <Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack <Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
    <bitchchecker> wort man
    <Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
    <Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
    <bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
    <bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
    <Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^ <Elch> 127.0.0.1
    <Elch> it's easy
    <bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
    <bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
    <Elch> mom...
    <Elch> i'll take a look


    In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?

    QUOTE
    <bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
    <Elch> that's bad
    <bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
    <Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
    <bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone


    Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them?
    Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.

    QUOTE
    <bitchchecker> tupac rules
    <bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and
    e: too


    Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

    Or isn't it happening on my computer?

    QUOTE
    <bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
    <He> why doesn't meta say anything
    <Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
    <Black<TdV>> ^^
    <bitchchecker> your d: is gone
    <He> go on BITCH


    The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted!
    Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner!
    But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some
    encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.

    QUOTE
    <bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
    <bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent


    Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?

    QUOTE
    * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)


    Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

    ----End Quote---

    ROFLMFAO

    :eek:)
     
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    well, if that haxor's mission was to wipe a system clean he succeeded perfectly.

    He must be a trainee, give him a break, maybe it was his first day.
     
  4. Mr_Taz_UK

    Mr_Taz_UK Regular member

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    and his last day :)
     
  5. malcdogg

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    LMAO! That's one of the funniest things i've read in a while.
     
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    don't count on it but it'll not be on any resume!!
     
  7. squizzle

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    Karma at its finest! What an idiot.

    I especially like how its being translated worldwide. I gotta give him props, I don't know anyone who's done anything stupid enough to make them the laughing-stock of the world, but the dumbass found a way. Good job "bitchchecker", you just got checked!
     
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    hahhahaha...i found it quite amusing how he managed to delete drives that were never there~ HAHAHAHA...wow, this world is full of so many morons, i feel sorry for "bitchchecker" actually, because he's not TRYING to be so stupid, he's born with it. it's not nice to make fun of handicapped people~

    :)
     
  9. L-Burna

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    I used to be able to use Telnet,but I don't say I am a hacker or even try to hack.Hacking is pretty dumb if you think about it,no matter what anyone thinks.If you hack someone you can damage there PC and looking at how expensive they are,not very bright.You can also get caught and get violated,which is another reason not to mess with hacking.I also feel the same way about viruses,stupid people do stupid things(hacking,making viruses,just plain jerk off and leave the rest of the people alone is what I say to the stupid people that try to screw everyone).Anyways true hacking doesn't come from a program,it is manually done.As the person stated bitch whatever was using a program and didn't get anywhere.You didn't experience a true hacker which is the good thing,you only experienced a wanna be(26 more like 6 probably).I used to mess around with hacking when I was younger,but remember I was young.When your young you really don't think about anything,you just react or atleast I was like that when I was younger.
     
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    I think this guy might be a little ashamed >D
     
  11. squizzle

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    I think you'd have to be. Unless he thinks someone else did it still. Maybe a counterhack??? He gets what he deserves though.
     
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    2nd that. i you don't know what you are doing than either don't do it or ask. he/she didn't know what he/she was doing & paid for it by deleting his/her's hard drives.[bold]DUMBASS!!!![/bold]
     

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