#1-face improvement time! #2-airborne on a unicycle! #3-i'm all broken up! #4-"hello" in suprano voice! #5-look who dropped by for dinner but our dinner! #6-look who is crashing the party! #7-thats what you get for leading with the wrong foot!
yikes! Some of those.......well that just sux. And to top it off now the world gets to see you in the worst moment in your life. I have some of those beat though, thank God there isn't pics.
Actually I got pretty jacked up at work. I was working with a guy on a Bobcat and was pounding stakes in the ground. He was supposed to be waiting for me to finish but he started a conversation with another co-worker and forgot I was kneeling down behind him. He remembered after he thought he ran over a really big rock.
Know this, the worst sound in the world is the clicking of your pelvis bone everytime the ambulance hits a bump. Although if you ever need a reason to quit smoking lay on the ground and let someone run ya over, it works. This happened in June so I am feeling a little better.
Well I couldn't get up and kick his ass. He got fired cause he didn't want to go to drug rehab. I felt sorry for the guy. He came to the hospital all the time and cried. I have no right to file any suits against the employee or employer thanks to our great worker's compensation laws.
Yeah he was feeling pretty crappy about it. I was not really mad at him cause it wasn't gonna make what happened go away. By the way I am able to walk now. My left leg is an inch and a half shorter than the right. I have a sh*tload of screws, pins, and plates in me. I am the ghetto version of steve austin so I guess it makes me like the 60,000 dollar man.;p
After they put me back together they were 3 inches different in length. After a second surgery there was major nerve damage. My left foot doesn't work anymore because of it.
