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Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by haymarket, Mar 2, 2005.

  1. haymarket

    haymarket Regular member

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    Its only been two days and I am already fed up with the news coverage.

    Well he can't play the race card (Like OJ Simpson)- he is white now!

    Maybe they put in a Blockbuster chip in him.
     
  2. Prisoner

    Prisoner Guest

    Those blockbuster chips are every where.

    I have heard there is more press coverage world wide on Michael Jackson there there was for the Iraq war (part 2). That is crazy, who cares!!!!!!!!!.
    This is why I don't watch tv and watch DVDs of tv shows that were good.
     
  3. wolfniggr

    wolfniggr Regular member

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    C'mon guys, he made Thriller, [bold]Thriller[/bold].
     
  4. c4iscool

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    that's right he did make thiller,but he also looked at porn w/ little boys.
    And dave chapelle is funny as hell!!!
     
  5. steimy

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    Thriller, yeah i remember that, back when her was actually black. Now i am not sure what he is, other then a pedofile.
     
  6. c4iscool

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    on that note, is r. kelly in court? if he isn't mike needs to change his legal team!!! lol
     
  7. Oopsla

    Oopsla Guest

    Hmpfh! Michael has become one of his creatures from Thriller. I feel bad for him but the law is the law. Just too bad that the airwaves think we care.
     
  8. slew0408

    slew0408 Guest

    i dont know what to think of michael anymore, its a shame really, he jus got more and more looney ever since he tranformed into a white woman.............ill pray for him.
     
  9. c4iscool

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    only in America can a black man become a white woman! lol
     
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    Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
    A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

    If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.

     
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    HA! funny funny -catfreak- [​IMG]
     
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  12. haymarket

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    Why does michael Jackson like 28 year olds?










    There's 20 of them!
     
  13. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    humor is the best medicine so this is for you all.Some hate him some love him but most cant make heads or tails out of him:

    Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
    A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

    Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
    A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

    Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
    A: Get out of my sun!!

    Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
    A: His other hand !!

    Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
    A: Throw him a buoy !!

    Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
    A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

    Knock Knock!
    Who's There?
    Little boy blue!
    Little boy blue who?
    Michael Jackson!!

    Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
    begin training racehorses together?
    A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
    three-year-olds!
     
  14. haymarket

    haymarket Regular member

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    emmmmmmm




    This one is my favourite



    When is it bed time at Michael Jacksons house?










    When the big hand touches the little hand!
     
  15. haymarket

    haymarket Regular member

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    Lets get this out of our system

    FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE
    (OR SEVERE DISTORTIONS THEREOF)

    Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

    Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

    Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

    A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

    Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

    When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

    In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

    She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

    If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

    Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

    Every calendar's days are numbered.

    A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

    He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

    A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

    Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

    Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

    Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

    Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
     
  16. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    lol , yes i quite like that one but heres one!!!

    Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    A: From a catalogue.
     
  17. bbmayo

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    OK I am slow I don't get this one
     
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  18. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    man you are slow: do you know what plastic surgery is.
    MICHAEL JACKSON has had that much that its embarrasing
     
  19. bbmayo

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    Oh... Sheeeet I got it now... I was lost there for a min until you set me straight....


     
  20. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    surely , i cant believe you wouldnt get that bbmayo,
    you poking fun at me.I know its early

    oh bugger got to go to work

    later man

    andmerr
     

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