I just saw the achievements this game and thought a few were funny. Finally... a game our children can enjoy - The Black Knight: Shoot off all 4 limbs on any combination of players over the course of a multiplayer match. - Cash And Prizes: Kill 75 enemies by shooting them in the groin. - Stop Hittin' Yourself!: Accumulate 50 suicides over Xbox LIVE in any mode. - Daddy Longlegs: Accumulate 250 dismemberments in any multiplayer mode. - Quicker Than Diet And Exercise: Perform a dismemberment at every point on the enemies bodies.