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the most annoying person in the world is.....

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ccmhcky6, Jul 29, 2003.

  1. ccmhcky6

    ccmhcky6 Member

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    carrot top! i hate his stupid call-att commercials!!!!!!! i HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. powerdup

    powerdup Regular member

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    I bet a lot of redheads get embarrassed everytime one of his commercials come on.

    As for me the most annoying person in the world is me.
     
  3. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    Nah, its me and you know it! ;-)
     
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    powerdup Regular member

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    Yeah no one could take that title away from you. :)
     
  5. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    It's cold outside; there's no kind of atmosphere
    I'm all alone, more or less
    Let me fly, far away from here
    Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun

    I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
    Drinking fresh mango juice
    Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
    Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
    Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun

    See how annoying i am. Can you gues what that song is out off?
     
  6. Prisoner

    Prisoner Guest

    No its Pauly Shore, from Son in law and Encino man. I really hate that guy.
     
  7. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    lol - too true. Now have a go at guessing the song :-(
     
  8. powerdup

    powerdup Regular member

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    Hmmm never heard of the song.

    Pauly Shore what a goof. Youre right he is annoying especially in the movie son in law...Crawl
     
  9. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *collapses in shock*
    *wakes up 30 seconds later and sips some stella*

    Its Red Dwarf Man, possibly the greatest comedy series ever created.
     
  10. powerdup

    powerdup Regular member

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    LOL sorry the only comedy stuff from the UK that ive seen was the Monty Python Flying Ciruces and the movie about the Holy Grail

    Neigh Neigh Neigh...<----sound a guy on an imaginary horse makes
     
  11. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    *crying loudly as someone hasnt heard of my favourit comedy series*

    Monty Python Life of Brian is the Best. Here is a few lines from it:

    BRIAN:
    Aah.
    PILATE:
    Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.
    BRIAN:
    A what?
    [slap]
    Aaagh.
    PILATE:
    This time, I guawantee you will not escape. Guard, do we have any cwucifixions today?

    GUARD #1:
    A hundred and thirty-nine, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir.
    PILATE:
    Wight. Now we have a hundwed and forty. Nice wound number, eh, Biggus?

    BIGGUS DICKUS:
    Hm hm hm hm hm.
    CENTURION:
    Hail Caesar!
    PILATE:
    Hail.
    CENTURION:
    The crowd outside is getting a bit restless, sir. Permission to disperse them, please.
    PILATE:
    Disperse them? But I haven't addwessed them yet.
    CENTURION:
    Ah, no. I know sir, but--
    PILATE:
    My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover. My fwiend, Biggus Dickus, has come all the way fwom Wome just to hear it.
    CENTURION:
    Hail Caesar.
    BIGGUS:
    Hail Thaethar!
    CENTURION:
    You're not-- ah, you're not, uh, thinking o-- of giving it a miss this year, then, sir?
    PILATE:
    Give it a miss?
    CENTURION:
    Well, it's just that they're in a rather funny mood today, sir.
    PILATE:
    Weally, Centuwion? I'm surpwised to hear a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels.
    CENTURION:
    A... bit thundery, sir.
    PILATE:
    Take him away.
    BRIAN:
    I'm a Roman! I-- I can prove it, honestly!
    PILATE:
    And cwucify him well! Biggus.

    CENTURION:
    Ah, I-- I really wouldn't, sir.
    PILATE:
    Out of the way, Centuwion.
    BIGGUS:
    Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanth if there ith a thudden crithith.
     
  12. Oriphus

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    Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',
    He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
    Grew up to be-- grew up to be
    A boy called 'Brian'--
    A boy called 'Brian'.
    He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
    This boy... whose name was 'Brian',
    And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
    Grew up to be--

    Yes, he grew up to be
    A teenager called 'Brian'--
    A teenager called 'Brian',
    And his face became spotty.
    Yes, his face became spotty,
    And his voice dropped down low
    And things started to grow
    On young Brian and show
    He was certainly no--
    No girl named 'Brian',
    Not a girl named 'Brian'.

    And he started to shave
    And have one off the wrist
    And want to see girls
    And go out and get pissed,
    A man called 'Brian'--
    This man called 'Brian'--
    The man they called 'Brian'--
    This man called 'Brian'!



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    Bright Side of Life
    Always look on the bright side of life.
    [whistling]
    Always look on the light side of life.
    [whistling]

    If life seems jolly rotten,
    There's something you've forgotten,
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
    When you're feeling in the dumps,
    Don't be silly chumps.
    Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
    And...

    Always look on the bright side of life.
    [whistling]
    Always look on the right side of life,
    [whistling]

    For life is quite absurd
    And death's the final word.
    You must always face the curtain with a bow.
    Forget about your sin.
    Give the audience a grin.
    Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
    So,...

    Always look on the bright side of death,
    [whistling]
    Just before you draw your terminal breath.
    [whistling]

    Life's a piece of shit,
    When you look at it.
    Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
    You'll see it's all a show.
    Keep 'em laughing as you go.
    Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
    And...

    Always look on the bright side of life.
    [whistling]
    Always look on the right side of life.
    [whistling]
    Always look on the bright side of life!
    [whistling]
     
  13. powerdup

    powerdup Regular member

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    LOL sounds funny I think ill look for a copy at the local video store.
     
  14. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    Yeah, it really is very good. You should also try to find Red Dwarf as i guarantee you will alugh your arse off at it.
     
  15. Prisoner

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    Red Dwarf is amazing. Session three I think was the best. Every thing changes and Holly actually becomes a good character.
    Best British stuff,
    Chef
    Dr. Who
    Black Adder
    I am not a fan of Mr. Bean.
    Also the ten million comedies like Are you being surved, Faulty towers, the surper hero soap opera one, ete.

    But the best British show of all time was of course the Prisoner.
     
  16. Oriphus

    Oriphus Senior member

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    lol - the prisoner - i see you like it then.

    Im glad someone recognises the quality of Red Dwarf, i was getting very angry ;-)
     
  17. Prisoner

    Prisoner Guest

    LOL, ya you could say I like the Prisoner a little bit.

    But with Red dwarf, what were they tinking in later sesons. Listers Girlfriend, was a terible character. This got off topic really fast, Now that I think about I also really dislike Chris Rock. Rush Hour could have been a good film, if you delete Chris Rock out of it.
     
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    Yeah, it did go down hill a bit, but it still rocks for sure. Lister girl was a strange character for sure.
     
  19. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    i dont think it was chris rock in rush hour, wasn't that chris tucker? i get the two confused and so do the media sometimes. "do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouff". I hate jackie chan, chris rock, chris tucker (except for in the fifth element), carrot top, that other guy from the 1800collect comercials, the way lint always collects in your belly button, rosie, ellen, and all the rest of the modern-dyke crew, most of hollywood, all of washington, people who stink, people who dont cut their nose hair, people that come over to smoke my weed, the neighbor and his damn harley with straight pipes, cops, people that narc for cops, people who wish they could narc for cops, judges, bail bondsman, and booking officers. yep that about covers it.
     
  20. Prisoner

    Prisoner Guest

    Darnthnip, did you just breakout of jail? Sounds like you just got narced out and the hearing went poorly. I am prety sure its Chris Rock, but how can you hate Jackie Chan. Jet Li is much better, but jackie is not bad. The number of times he has broken his body is crazy.
     

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