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Things to do in WalMart :-)

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by bbmayo, Mar 22, 2005.

  1. bbmayo

    bbmayo Active member

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    Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse / partner is taking their sweet time: Please add to the list I know there has to be some crazty stuff to do :)

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares......and see what happens.

    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department,ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!"
     
  2. venomX05

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    LOL!

    See, now I THOUGHT I couldn't get into anymore trouble...but seeing this list.

    Guess I will have something fun to do this weekend after all!

     
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    Tell me Mr bbmayo, have you tried all those things or are you looking for a guiene pig
     
  4. bbmayo

    bbmayo Active member

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    I will have to confess I have done a few :)

    I didnt ask anyone to do any of those things... So don't use my name when the cops come for ya LOL

    It's all fun until someone gets hurt LOL
     
  5. venomX05

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    No way...going to tell the cops you made me do it!

    LOL!
     
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    LMFAO...............as always bbmayo right on the money.........

    I like to use the comments that were made in the film 'Ghost' in the elevators............the highly contagious rash that has spread to the genitals......

    People just don't have the sense of humour when they see something outrageous when they are shopping, not in the UK anyway.....................
     
  7. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't know about Wal Mart but I like to sit in the XXX movies with a squirt gun full of hand lotion and squirt people in the back of the head with it! The best results come from a big squirt over their shoulder then nail them with the second one :)
     
  8. clouser

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    i scared the shit out of my little bro i hid inside the cloths rack and jumped out at him saying ive got candy lets just say my parents were less than impressed but it was funnier then hell.
     
  9. venomX05

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    LOL!

    You SICK little puppy!!!

     
  10. bbmayo

    bbmayo Active member

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    LMAO @Nephilim Damn your a sick basteeerd.. LOL

    I like you !!!! LOL we could hang out any time :)
     
  11. clouser

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    you guys are just like my friends at school creepy wierd and cool.
     
  12. ScubaBud

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    This one is on my “to do list” ASAP!

    On one of our cruises we took a little container of that fart noise maker into the elevator, where you push your finger in it and it sounds like you just farted, with all 8 of us from our dinner table. When someone enterer the elevator we hit the fart maker a couple of times, all of us saying Oooooo or Hunnee, can’t you control yourself? Those people could not wait to hit the next floor button to get off, and all of us were rolling on the floor with tears in our eyes, doing this for over an hour. Sound dumb but trust me, you had to be there! :)

    Good ones, bbmayo, and congrads on the Addict status!
     
  13. bbmayo

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    Yeah thanks scubabud, but that just shows I have no life :)

    Except when I go to WalMart LOL hahahahaha

    Also I don't know does this mean I have to go to rehab now or what? If so where do I go? LMAO
     
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    OK here are some I did when i was younger, but it was probably Kmart not Wal mart

    Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them up and leaving them in certain places all over the store

    Ride those little electronic rides at the front of the store

    Contaminate the entire auto department with airfresheners

    Leave cryptic messages on the type writers

    Re~dress the manniquiens as u see fit

    Tune all the radios and then turn them off then turn the volume all the way up.. That ones funny as hell try it LOL I still do that LMAO

    Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive

    Randomly throw things into other aisles yelling "incoming"

    Of course I dont do any of that anymore ;-)
     
  15. clouser

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    iv played tackel football in the toy section they asked me to leave show how much they wanted to spuil my fun .
     
  16. ScubaBud

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    [​IMG]
    [bold]Pee Wee Herman says; Why use hand lotion???[/bold] <G>
     
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  17. clouser

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    that pictur just realy creeps me out whats that word hes holding and whos that in the background?
     
  18. ScubaBud

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    Here, is this one better? It's when he got caught in a XXX theater passing the lotion so to speak!
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    Pee Wee's my hero!

    Better yet rub a Hershey bar all over your hand then reach under to the next stall and say "Hey buddy you got any paper over there?" :p
     
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    Neph

    I’ve got a lot of balls, but that one, I don't think I could pull that off. Now yelling out, “hey, there’s no Toilet Paper in here,” yep, I can do that one! And I’m going to!
     

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