My weird phobia is dwarfs - ever since Charlie & the Chocolate Factory gave me nightmares for years as a kid. Why are they always portrayed as evil or carrying weapons????
the right name for dwarfs is little people...i think. =)anyway, the reason they always have weapons and are evil in movies is b/c the little ones in real life r always pissed b/c they r small. lol.
People in the high street with clipboards - don't scare me, but they really piss me off!!! Them: "Would you mind answering a few questions" Me "...." Them "Excuse me.....yes.....you sir....would you mind doing a survey" Me "Cant you see I'm trying to ignore you you daft twat, now f*k off!!" [bold] EDIT [/bold] Imagine a dwarf, with a clipboard ......
clowns totally freak me out. one time i was in the hosptial with my wife and a clown got on the elevator wit hus and i literally turned around and faced the back of the elevator because i was scared i would freak out and attack the clown. not sure why though, i think it all goes back to a time when i was little and we went to the circus and a clown freaked out and killed my dad, but i'm not sure.
Mine is dentists, they come at you with drills and large needles. There is always that horrible sucky sound and they are really in your face.
my phobia: Getting rich, then marrying a woman who will divorce me 2 years later and take half my money. I think I'd hire a hitman.
"can't sleep, clowns will eat me...can't sleep, clowns will eat me can't sleep, clowns will eat me...can't sleep, clowns will eat me"
Yep - have to agree clowns are scary - but a dwarf clown who a part-time dentist OMG!!!! Get me outta here!!!!!!!!!!!
my mom is from jamaica and hates lizards, if she sees 1 she freaks out...but snakes do nothing to her.lol
I have a(dream) fear that at the foot of my bed are snakes just waiting to slither up the bed but,for some weird reason when i'm not afraid of snakes(when i'm awake) I use to catch them when I lived at my farm.
add another to the "clown" tally, i hate clowns, they not only irritate, but intimidate me; i juss wanna f*** them up just for being there. ok, my 2 cents, i hope clowns will all burn in hell~
I suffer from the usual snake phobia. If it's a pet I don't mind too much. Most likely because I know it's not poisonous, but snakes in the wild freak me out. My step dad has a wierd one though.... He has a fear of birds. He's not sure where it came from though. His mom was a bird fanatic with many parakeets and cockatiels, but he says there was no traumatic incident that would have caused is phobia. Taking up turkey hunting has helped a bit, but watching him handle his first kill was hilarious.....
i cant believe im posting this please dont laugh too much.....>Cotton Wool...god i cant stand it.It's the texture or something but it really makes me feel sick.Iv got goosepimples just thinking about it
Now where's baabaa? I used to be afraid of spiders until my friend got a tarantula. Now I don't mind 'em much. One of my friends used to have an iguana that was as tall as him and he used to let it crawl all over him. He'd just walk around the house with an iguana stuck to his chest. I told him not to do that but he didn't listen. Then one day I went to his house and there was blood all over the walls. I got to his bedroom and he was all f***ed up. That iguana kicked his ass. Not a phobia but I felt like I needed to share that.
HAHAHAHAHAH...got beat up by iguana~ i guess that's what your friend gets for letting the iguana "walk all over him" no pun intended where is baabaa...that cotton wool comment is sure to bring him a running~ good day to you all, and again i say, i hate CLOWNS~
Haimback - laughed so hard @ cotton wool - couldn't type for hours.... Saw a lady on telly once had a phobia of Oranges - go figure - think that beats cotton wool - don't feel so bad
I have a very distinct fear of bullets, but only when they are coming towards me at a high rate of speed. oh and for those of you that dont know it, saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a very long period of time.
