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What ever happened to Ronald McDonald???????

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by baabaa, Aug 10, 2004.

  1. baabaa

    baabaa Active member

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    As in the title???????

    Theories welcomed - sightings and recent pictures would be COOL!!!!!!!!
     
  2. vurbal

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    LMFAO............super just the links to make me cry...........
     
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    I always thought he was a clown - then I found out he really was.
     
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    I though he died of a heroin overdose somewhere in Soho.
     
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    Which one? Ronald Mcdonald or Willard Scott?
     
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    he's not dead cause I saw him doing a magic show here in Phoenix at RAWHIDE (he sucked really bad) with a bunch of other retarded clowns.

    RAWHIDE is like a little festival
     
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    He fell into the meat grinder at the factory where they process their kangaroo^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hbeef and now he is part of the special sauce.
     
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    I knew I saw a weiner in my last burner! Didn't taste half bad though :)
     
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    LOL........I heard rumours he had teamed up with Elvis and they were doing Punch and Judy shows at Blackpool
     
  11. Prisoner

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    I thought he was becoming a box on holywood squares. thats were star up turn and die.
     
  12. vurbal

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    If only we could be so lucky!
     
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    I heard rumors, (it’s a sad tale) that stated that he developed an addiction to Pixy Sticks.
    He was last seen on the outside of (NYC) 42nd street (out side of chuckles) panhandling for change
    for his next hit of Pix (Pixy Sticks street name).How the mighty have fallen.

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  14. manners

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    Hamburgler Undergoes Septuple Bypass

    Cholesterol is that scary clown’s problem
    Famed McDonald's character "The Hamburgler" underwent a successful septuple bypass yesterday at a small hospital just outside of the companies world headquarters in Oakbrook, Illinios.

    Dr. Lawrence Davidson worked for six hours yesterday to bypass complete blockage in seven of the Hamburgler's eight heart valves.

    "It was quite a task," Davidson admits, "decades of work in a high-stress position and relentless consumption of greasy hamburgers caused almost unimaginable levels of blood pressure and cholesterol in the patient."

    The Hamburgler, who, friends admit has been letting his health slip in recent years, checked into the hospital two days ago after complaining of arm, jaw, chest, groin, leg, and lower back pain.

    After running a few tests, doctors became concerned and ran a treadmill test, which lasted for just under 15 seconds and confirmed blockage in seven heart valves.

    "He was huge," admits the Hamburgler's sister, Sandra, "when you see him on TV, you think it's just the black & white horizontal stripes stripes, but that's all him."

    People close to the Hamburgler are already starting to spread the blame. The McNuggets were the first to point fingers, citing the Hamburlger's choice of friends.

    "When the Hamburgler spent time with us," a press release from the McNuggets states, "he was said to be in excellent health."

    After his face started popping up on Happy Meals, though, he started to keep different company. Hamburgler surrounded himself with cheeseburgers, Quarter-pounders, and even the occasional Big Mac. The McNuggest continued:

    "For legal purposes, we will not give the names of those we believe to be responsible for the distribution of these substances, but we will say that they may possibly be a man with big red shoes and a large walking purple blob."

    Meanwhile, the future of the Hamburgler, whom doctors admitted will be put on a low-calorie diet remains uncertain.

    Other fast-food chains are said to be putting together offers, and it's very possible that we will see the Hamburgler make a comback as the "Subway Snatcher" the "Burrito Bandit" or even the "Latte Launderer."


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