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Worst movie ever

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  1. roeod4

    roeod4 Regular member

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    What's the worst movie you have ever seen? I mean the type of movie that just pissed you off after you saw it. Made you want to find the guy who made it and beat the crap out of him.

    Mine would have to be anything with Kevin Costner that does not involve wolves or baseball. That man should be shot dead for even trying to walk on a Hollywood set without either a cowboy hat or a ball in his hand.

    Also - Eyes Wide Shut & Monsters Ball & Ishtar

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  2. Xian

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    Eyes Wide Shut? Anything with Nicole Kidman naked can't be that bad...
     
  3. brian100

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    I have 2, One US origin & One UK Origin

    US :- "Death becomes her" (Goldie Hawn & Bruce Willis).embarrasing shite of the highest callibre.

    UK :- "Breaking Glass" (Hazell O'connor..stupid punk poser of the late 70's..a waste of space). This movie sucks more than a toothless shark on a dolphin
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  4. Kev0192

    Kev0192 Guest

    I got 3 movies

    Tomcats
    Slackers
    Visitor Q (Japanese)
     
  5. Vular

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    Spice World , that spice girls movie was shit and it pissed me off, also Crossroads with Britany Spears pissed me off a lot.
     
  6. Kev0192

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    Not that I've seen it, but since Pop singer movies usually bomb, I would also have to nominate the movie from the American Idol

    Justin to Kelly or whatever it was called...
    it was in theaters for like what, a week?
     
  7. bird1234

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    Personally i think Gone with the wind and Scarlett are the worst. Between the two, i wasted 8 hours of child life watching them with my mother. Thats of course i was home sick from school, so my mother had to call off work to take care of me and watched those DAMN movies. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh. I HATE THEM, just thinking about them is driving me nuts. Another movie,which reminded me of those is Pearl Harbor. What happened to the war. Who cares about the drama. Titanic is another. I better just stop there, otherwise i'm going to list every drama that's longer than 3 hours here.
     
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    I'll watch damn near anything, but Gods And Generals bored me out of my skull. It was kind of like watching a glacier move only not as exciting.
     
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    I'm not sure if this should even qualify as a movie despite its title. The Underground Comedy Movie was perhaps the worst movie I have ever seen. Now I have seen many movies where I would describe them as essentially cheap socal porn, minus the porn; but his movie is even worse: like many others it has the horibly plot of a porn, but also includes some (incredibly horrifying) nudity. Perhaps there is a reason that it was sold only through late night television ads. Now before you ask I did not in fact buy this movie, my brother bought it at a used music and video store for $7, a price I now find vastly inflated for how terrible this movie is.
     
  10. Prisoner

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    Î have seen a lot of movies. I also really like a lot of bad ones or the ones that fit into C grade quality. But the first one that came to my mind was Sweet November. I wish I could get those 2hrs back, that was one of the worst. I could probally come up with a list though.
     
  11. Bitcount

    Bitcount Guest

    The 13th Floor was terrible, i mean bad. I saw it in a theater and people were laughing at it half way through. It's one of the worst movies ever made, but i'm not sure because i've never seen Glitter.
     
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    Solaris,Nuf said!
     
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    The Sphere, big time bollocks !!

    Dene
     
  14. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I like this thread, several movies mentioned already that I've not seen and now know not to bother!
     
  15. brian100

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    It is funny that probably one of the worst movies of all time, "Plan 9 From Outer Space" (Ed Wood at his best) is in fact one of my all time faves. If anyone hasnt seen it yet (not many hopefully) try and take it in.

    Have a look at this link for some pointers :-

    http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/
     
  16. Bitcount

    Bitcount Guest

    All of the Batman movies without Micheal Keaton suck. And anything starring Burt Reynolds.
     
  17. gotisos

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    PITCH BLACK, hands down Worst Movie Ever!!! Second to The Scorpion King, I hate the ROCK!!! Pitch Black was a USA films release that should have stayed a made for TV movie, and not made it to the big screen.
     
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    Some recent masterpieces of dreck: FORMULA 51 with Samuel Jackson, The CORE with Hilary Swank, BANDITS with bruce Willis and my personal favorite of the most inane production of the last couple of years: BULLETPROOF MONK with Seann William Scott. Unbelievable dialog, that one!
     
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    Bulletproof Monk was pretty bad. I'm a huge Chow Yun Fat fan but Stiffler trying to be a bad ass kung fu monk was painfully hard to watch.

    Another that comes to mind was "Ballistic" with Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas. I enjoy mindless action films but that one was a ridiculously stupid.
     
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