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Worst movie ever

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by roeod4, May 13, 2004.

  1. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    lol, at least Manos was done by MST3000. I love that show :)

    That link for Superman was scary enough without even seeing the movie!
     
  2. Frozilla

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    Every Steven Seagal movie is an equal tie!!!
     
  3. Prisoner

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    Bitcount, Smoky and the Bandit I really liked. Not too bad, but only the first one was ok, the rest really sucked.

    Plan 9 is great! I love that type of chease. I watch and say Day,Night,day, night oh consistancy.
     
  4. kingtroy

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    Jonny English, hands down
     
  5. roeod4

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    Thnxs vurbal,

    I read the review of the Indian Superman on stomptokyo.com. I have to see that now. From the review (couldn't view images) it just sounds so bad that it must be watched.
     
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    jackie chan battle creek brawl the fight scenes were so bad .
     
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    The Thin Red Line, man that movie was so bad that half way throw the movie I was hoping they would just kill the main character and put the movie out of its misery.
     
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    This is going back a ways (late 70's or early 80's) but Chariots of Fire was absolutely the most boring movie I've ever seen. I had a date with a hot chick back then and thought "This movie won the Oscar for best movie so it's got to be good". WRONG!!! That movie was so boring she wanted to go home right after it was done and never went out with me again.

    Oh, what might have been!!
     
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    How about Body Parts? Probably no one has heard of it except for me, but if you ever get a chance, check it out, it will baffle you with badness. For those who haven't seen it, a man is in a car accident and lost his arm. He has a successful "arm transplant" (I'm sure thats what it was called), and all seems to be well. However, the arm formerly belonged to a serial killer psychopath. The man with his new murderous arm then begins to exhibit violent behovior. I don't want to give the rest away in this classic thriller.
     
  10. eddieb

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    I vote sixth sense starring Bruce Willis.
    I think it was just all the advanced hype that made a great disapointment.
     
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    im gonna get some stick for this 1 but i think the worst films ever r the godfarther trilogy
     
  12. brian100

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    You Twonk!! You should be deactivated for a statement like that.

    Only joking mate, everyones entitled ttheir own opinions. Godfather part 3, i agree stank a bit.
     
  13. Nephilim

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    Ha! Ha! God, I love you Brits, I learn the coolest words and phrases from you fellas :)


    I remember when I was a kid getting dragged to go see the live action "Annie" movie. If I'd had a gun in the theater, I would've ended my young life right then and there rather than undergo the torture of sitting through that piece of crap film.
     
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    the core" Sucked hardcore and on the first page someone mentioned monsters ball now seein hally berry getting her berry pumped was a great thing.
     
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    David Cronenberg’s movie Crash!

    This is not a movie it’s a “Death by a Million Slashers.”

    Well not quite but the movie really, really, sucks!
     
  16. Nephilim

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    What a coincidence! I just watched my Criterion "Dead Ringers" the other day which got me in the mood for more Cronenberg so I called around town to find somewhere to rent "Crash" but nobody had it. That bad was it? Was it the story, acting or the whole damn thing that was bad?
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    The whole damn thing and my wife owns a copy of it, now there's a coaster by choice.
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    The worst would have to be Battlefield Earth, i had read the book and really liked it so hired the movie,had friends over that night and went on about how good the book was and everyone was looking forward to the movie, well after about 15 mins i was looking like a right goose and the torture just went on and on
     
  19. jtbethel

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    I agree with most of these as bad films. But the only film that made me cringe in my seat, wished I was blind and deaf,nearly made me puke all my guts out is. A.I.
    This film was utterly rubbish until Robin Williams appeared then it sunk to the lowest ever pit of pathetic crap.
     
  20. TAZ345

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    One Hour Photo! Robin Williams has to win the prize for the best and worst acting.
     
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