Update: Tried adjusting settings slightly: I assigned a static IP outside of what the router webpage says is the range of addresses (it says it...
Now, then, since I've (hopefully) solved someone else's issue and (hopefully) therefore earned myself some karma, was wondering if anyone could...
I'm pretty sure your only problem is that you have to have a wired (Ethernet) connection to change your router settings. So just plug your laptop...
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