A site that guesses when you'll die June 8, 2006 4:00 AM PDT Deathforecast.com may be a grim-sounding name, but at least it's accurate. This page lists a couple dozen questions or so to estimate how long you'll live, supposedly based on "scientific data obtained from dozens of health studies." Posted by Mike Yamamoto go here http://www.deathforecast.com/ p/s tocool4u post the site ye found
Ok This is another cool site that lets you see when you will die....It estimates how long you live....Then tellls you the Day and Date you will die and It even shows how much seconds you have left on Earth http://www.deathclock.com
Hmm, mine says 30 seconds after Brad Pitt walks in and catches me and Angelina in the act. Oh well, can't think of a better way to go...
@sukhvail, Damm beat my life expectency by 1 year! Interesting but crazy, if it work's I'll give you a million pounds (I'll be dead so how can I??? either way I win...'cept the whole being dead part..)
@ireland I'm too old to want to know. Any number will be close. Got this today; kinda appropriate for thread. Living Will Form I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. Nor in the hands of lawyers/doctors who are interested simply in running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Bloody Mary, Margarita, Scotch and soda, Martini, Vodka and Tonic, steak, lobster or crab legs, the remote control, bowl of ice cream, the sports page, chocolate, or sex ...it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point, it is time to call a New Orleans Jazz Funeral Band to come do their thing at my funeral, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had. Signature: ___________________________ Date: _ __________________________ I also hear that in Ireland they have a Nursing Home with a Pub. The patients are happier and they have a lot more visitors.
Says I make it to 69, I doubt I'll make it even that far. There is a history of everything in my family, heart probs, stroke, depression, fatness, diabedis, cancer, etc you name it it's there. I smoke, diet is poor, no exercise.... I'm screwed. I figure i'll get to 40. I turn 20 in August so I'm about half done.
Has anybody tried the site i posted......Just wondering...It's not as accurate with questions but it tells oyu the date you will die and how many seconds you will live
Damn, that was kinda a shocker....I'm over half way through with my life. I will die when I'm 61, so I have 27 years left of life. EDIT: I have 36 more years to go with the Death Clock.
Seeing as though I'm an old fart to begin with, I was rather reluctant. Hmmmmm, 90 years old. I don't know whether that is good or bad???
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said.! "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit?"
Hmmmm, I should have died last week. Gee, this was fun.... lol, j/k Says I have till 72. Great, another 27 years of this #@$%^&****#@@!! I wonder how big my DVD collection will be by then? cheribery
this is sick sh!t. id much rather know when im gonna get laid....and it better not say when im 72.... then ill have to make one of those death predictions come true alittle prematurely.(j/k ive already lost my virginity a long time ago)
