So I thought about a new test that want to be members must pass to become a member, the correct answer is in bold. I am sure it goes without saying this is purely a joke! 1.What do you do if you are having trouble with a particular piece of technology? a)Make a useless thread entitled "I need da helpz now!!!oneone!!! b)Resurrect a thread that was last updated 1.5 years ago c)Search for an answer and then submit a new thread Shocking, yet true! 2.How many posts does it take to become an Afterdawn Addict? a)None, because I already know it all b)Enough to prove that you need a life c)$10 paypaled to admin accounts B only applies to me, I admit I don't have a life 3.If Dvdback23 is 5'6" and weights 150 pounds, Ripper is 5'8" and weighs 165 pounds, how much does svtstang weigh? a)I like peanuts b)I don't know, but I am sure he is a fat ass c)Start a new thread entitled "question" and ask I do need to get to the gym 4.What is the derivative of 13 + 5x - 12x^2 - 5x^3? a)Math blows, it is only for nerds b)Who gives a damn? c)5 -24x -15x^2 C is correct but all options are correct as this is a tech forum, just wanted to prove I am not dumb LMAO! Well I cant think of anything else, please review the test and consider implementing it! LOL!
I forgot to revise, but I'll have a go. 1) Tech what? GTFO, nerd! 2) Who cares about aD status, I came her for bloody torrent invites and a free copy of Nero! 3) Pass. Svtstang will beat me I call him a fat-ass p) 4) Pffft. I need to know the atmospheric pressure to work that out.
I got all the answers wrong.... 1. Couldn't program VCR so I popped some popcorn and watched Mythbusters. 2. Be like Jannejt and skip addict and go straight to mod. 3. I outweigh everyone in this thread so far (waiting on GM to show me up). 4. Is that algebra or trig?
1.) 42 2.) the only rank that matters is mod...so, who do i pm to beome the oober 1337 supa modz, yo? 3.) dun care, i'll banhammer him with my ooooooobbbermodz powaz, mang. 4.) Calc I was so long ago, i don't even remember....pff, noobz... XD ^n, n>∞ here's a quiz of my own, correct answers in bold, of course: 1. Is Auslander God? [bold]a.)yes b.) of course c.) even though i'm an atheist, i worship him. d.) buddha ain't got jack shnizzle on the Auslander.[/bold] 2. Is Auslander always right? [bold]a.) duh, jackass b.) if mental might makes logical right, be prepared for his steel toes of figurative fury to smack your cranium in. c.) don't make me question him....he hides under my bed, waiting for me as it is. d.) all of the above.[/bold] 3. Who is the best member to ever grace the halls of AD? a) janrocks b) ripper c) auslander [bold]d) i need to be smacked across the face with a golf club for choosing a, b, or d.[/bold] 3.) Is Auslander ever serious about anything on Afterdawn? a.) yes b.) no c.) cheezits and koolwhip, with chocolate sauce all across her.... [bold]d.) please dear jesus, don't make me answer...he's right next to me and there's infidel blood all over him....[/bold] <cartman>i love you guys. </cartman>
@Svt's: 1: A. Apparently I did that when I was new here. Didn't know that there was an answer hanging around. 2: Umm... <!>I FAIL IT<!> No I think above 2,500. 3: Both A and B. I do like peanuts =| 4: C =] @Aussie's: 1: All of the above, except B. Only the worship part is true :_ 2: A. 3: C. =D 4: A. I win!
Janrocks > all. Putting Ripper (Didn't he just get his placenta cut like 10 mins ago?) and fecking Auslander (Who? The guy with a fetish for Bambi's mum?) next to her name is degrading. Don't do that again! =p Heh, but honestly. Though it wasn't intended as serious I'm sure, that's a good question. I'd still probably say Jan, she did great things around the forums. I've dropped into IRC and saw her online a few times but not had enough time to chat with the ol' bunch of bitchers that is the aD Buddies channel. =D All a lovely bunch of guys, btw!
Well if you move A over to B and fiddle with C, yeah. I can see where your coming from. That would be a makeover Trinny and Susannah would be impressed with. 'I'd hit that', so to speak.
lol, if you take bambi's mom, and set her up like Jeremy Bernal's Dancer character...yowza... *edit* everyone admits that Sasha is hawt.
Your edging into uncharted territory for me, so naturally I Google'd. Now I'm introduced to the term 'furotica' and have several nippley pictures in my cache. Thanks for that, Aus =P
Aus is a lot better than google when it comes to furry stuff...he's been in it over 4 years and has gigs of pure visual joy.
You've told me that before. Though no matter how many times I read it, I get the same image in my head...Its all good here. We understand you. But when your meeting people and need an icebreaker, don't use that one. K? =) *Finds door and uses it*
Lol, I am amazed this thread wasn't sent to the "dumbest thread ever" graveyard @Rav You can call me fat ass, I have learned to embrace it! After all I live in the US, it is expected to be overweight!
scott, you have no idea how hard it is for me to resist making some sexually oriented, extraordinarily inappropriate remarks, especially involving you and furries, after your little quip there. >.<
