Anybody need help getting a free ipod?

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  1. Winkler89

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    Hi! I realize how much trouble it is getting five people as dumb as I am to sign up for a sevice and stick with it, so I decided to come here and troll for people to rip off. If you just give me an email, I will add you to my list of gullible idiots. The first on my list will be crowned The Arch Duke of Dummies and as soon as you make your way to the top of the list (which statistically you never will), I will send you the next five email addresses of the next peabrain schmucks that are interested in signing up to get screwed. You can get my email address at http://dumbbastard.com/
     
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    Abusive Report sent.
     
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    Thanks Nephilim for the modification of my artical, but I'm really not trying to screw people over if it matters
     
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    quit fuckin around with those goddamned "free ipod" deals! we're sick of it! evil chicken-shit-for-brains fucknuts!

    *gets out the sniper rifle and goes crazy*

    i feel better now...sorry to sound like a prick...but at this point, i think any post with the words "ipod" and "free" in it should be an automatic ban. pretend this post was never made, and, well...we may sleep easier...


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    Good Lord I seem to have forgotten a small detail........
     
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    Wow. Some people don't have a clue do they?
     
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    Aaaaawwwww, I missed the e-mail address again.
    I'm never gonna get a free i-pod at this rate.
     
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    Good one Neph :)
    I need a free i-pod like I need a toothache...
     
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    Shit I would love a free ipod, but not at the expense of spamming the hell out of my email account.
     
    geestar20, Sep 24, 2004
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    Cheers, I must admit I am very tempted.............

    Hold on, I must have a dump first, trouble is it's gonna get stuck, so I maybe some time..........ugghh!

    Wait, it just slid out, and guess what it IS an ipod.

    For those interested, I had a McDonalds Quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and a mikshake (strawberry I think).

    This concoction, will enable you all to receive a free ipod, so no spamming on your email if you use my method - I enjoy giving free 'honest' advice........

    BTW:This may work, and I cannot be held liable for ANY injuries ascertained from incorrect posture and extraction.

    Also (in case you are wondering), I am making the whole idea up, as I believe that was the intention of this thread - a world of make believe.....................LOL
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    emochad is a spammer!
     
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    emochad is also gone.


    How irretrievably stupid does someone have to be to actually post to this thread with a free ipod offer?
     
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    I just tried emochad's revised url,...................this was a scam afterall, boo hoo......

    Nevermind........Xmas soon, maybe Santa will arrive in person riding a pogo stick with a sack full of goodies...............
     
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    Hopefully it isn't a sack full of goodies derived from McDonalds.
     
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    LMAO............great method for clearing out the pipes though.....

    I may have said a little too much there.............
     
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    You didn't say too much baabaa. Now if you'd told them about having to play tug of war to get that stubborn tapeworm out then that would've been too much.
     
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    *Blows whistle made to attract spammers*
    -Target(s) ID'd
    *Pulls out his M60 and lays waste to spammers worldwide*

    Where are the rest of the iPod spammers so they can get banned too?
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    hey, Pop_Smith, is that the same M60 i tossed to you when i unleashed the Terminator on ipod spammers in another thread? we're gonna need to do lots of shooting, so be sure to clean that thing often. ;) there's an ammo store in the basement of this forum...i'm sure Nephilim has been there often.
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