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  1. venomX05

    venomX05 Regular member

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    Now, I hope this is within the rules, but figured that this would be a good place for all good natured insults and cheap shots...if you can't take a joke, I wouldn't advise being in here :p

    Hope everyone has a good time!

    ;)
     
    venomX05, Mar 29, 2005
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  2. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    your a glutton for punishment, aren't you??
     
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  3. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    I think hes got a little masochism in him....must be the outfit got to him LOL
     
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    jim_dandy Active member

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    btw I got your billion dollar check, and it was almost as bad as your memorex LMAO
     
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    yo mamma so fat, when she walked into taco bell, everybody ran for the border!
     
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    jim_dandy Active member

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    yo momma is so fat...I told her it was chilly outside...so she went and got a bowl :)
     
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    lol I like that one better than mine!
     
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  8. venomX05

    venomX05 Regular member

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    @ddp

    Always a team player!!! :)

    @jim_dandy

    Ok...now this one was funny!!! LMAO!!!

    LOL!!! Not as bad as those TY disc that I shingled my roof with, but hey, it's cool...gives me more inventory to sell on Ebay!!!

    @djscoop

    Oh yeah!!! Well...Your momma so stupid she invented the first four wheeled tricycle!

    @jim_dandy

    Your momma so stupid, she thought a Mack 10 was a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    ROTLMAO!!!

    ;)
     
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  9. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    Yours was funny too LOL
    yo momma is so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out :)
     
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  10. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
     
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  11. venomX05

    venomX05 Regular member

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    @jim_dandy

    Your momma is so old her social security number is 1!!!

    Your momma is so stupid, when she was drowning, she at a lifesaver!

    LOL!!!!

    :p
     
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  12. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
     
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  13. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    yo momma is so stupid she likes memorex
     
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  14. venomX05

    venomX05 Regular member

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    Your momma is so stupid she asked me what comes after x in the alphabet , I said y and she said becauseI want to know!

    Oh so now we are going back to THAT now, huh??!!!

    Ok ok...well here you go...your momma is so stupid I caught her looking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

    LMAO!!!

    :p
     
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  15. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    I just thought id throw that one in to see if you were paying attention.LOL
     
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  16. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    ok what site are you copying and pasting momma jokes from LOL
     
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  17. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    the first 2 I posted were ones I remembered,the rest came from a yo momma site LOL
     
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    I'm having deja vu...all over again!!! I like the title, though....:)
     
    bilbo65, Mar 29, 2005
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  19. Mick69

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    heres another few momma joke to throw into the mix:. your mommas so fat she had to be baptized at seaworld
    your mommas so fat if you sweved to miss her on the road you'd run outta petrol
    your mommas so fat when she went to school she got to sit next to everybody in the class

    and a sexist joke for good measure:.
    why did the woman cross the road??
    thats not the point, wtf was she doing out of the kitchen?!

    :D
     
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  20. philipman

    philipman Regular member

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    YO MAMMA'S
    like a hardware store. 8 cents a screw

    like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
     
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