Are the women in your work real bitches?

Sadly in my work(hospital) I get treated like complete shite when there is a row over where a patient's chart might be, as the secretary will be in a fighty mood if the chart was pulled for clinic but not in the pile. Then the grade 3 receptionist will be pissed off and then she will take her frustration's out on me.

Anyone else have this problem?

 

dude all the lil' whores ( offenseve, i know, but it is true ) in my school are total bitches. just a female thing i think. ¦¬D

 

There's some nice women and some nasty ones where I work.The married women are very nice. The single women are the nasty ones and think the whole entire world is out to get them.. I really notice this with the single women. Get a new girl hired in or a new temporary worker,and those single women get jeolous. I've seen 2 good temporary workers gone because of these witches spreading rumors and going to the front office to get them fired.. One of them was my girlfriend, LOL

The last female temp they did this to was a heck of a good worker. Smart,didn't miss any work,and worked overtime. She got 2 interviews to be a full time associate and the witches went to the office about her and she was released. Then they hire an associate who can't read/write/or speak english,and another Special Ed kid who can't read and write because he's dyslexic. Total BS.We're looking at spec sheets/measuring tools/and guages all day long,and they hire people that can't even read our own language.

Women in my department: Ok as long as you don't have to work side by side with some of them.When you meet a female associate at work and she seems really nice,but working with her-like a nightmare.

I've heard the women are worse in female only job sites, LOL.Throw a couple men working with them,and it's like a totally different atmosphere.

Working 26 yrs between 2 different factories,they are all the same.

Where I work at, If you got boobs-(not man boobs)-then you don't have to do much work and still get paid the same as someone like me out there busting his ass! They get all the easy jobs.Equal pay for unequal work!

My 2 cents worth!

 

Same here, the girls at my school are nice to me. But when they see my mate, lol, he gets so much stick i think he might be considering turning gay...lol

 

LOL - luckily i don't have any women on my section at work but i have noticed that some of the women on other sections can get quite bitchy with ppl around them. good thing is that im jus far enough away to not be in the line of fire but have still got a good seat to see the entertainment. I think its ok if u get them in small doses, having to work side by side with them everyday is probably a bit too much

 

I'm pretty lucky with girls as I've never come accross one that didn't like me BUT, they are ALL psycho!

I still love them though.

 

Women shouldn't be allowed to work full stop, the only work a woman should be doing is in the kitchen and in the bedroom!

 

A little extreme! You forgot doing the dishes and laundry!

LOL

Lethal_B: 15! That's jailbait where I live at! Ouch!

Yes,it is a circus where I work at. I have to work by this weirdo temporary guy. He's on the sexual predator list in my county. Short and fat-He looks like an oompa loompa, LOL. Heed your ways,or you'll be in the list with him, LOL

 

i'm in the navy, as some of you know. the females that we have are called SeaDonkeys. They get treated differantly (some good/somebad) depending on who is the upper chain of command. ie we had a female warrent officer at my training base, she was in charge of non juditial punishment. when men would go up, she would throw the book at them. this is fine, if it would be the same for females. it wasnt. when females got sent up they would get a slap on the rist, some would got off completely. one girl got sent up for drinking underage, disrespecting an officer, damage of government property. underage drinking by itself is ussually 45day resriction/ 45 days extra duty/ half months pay X2/ reduction in rate. the female said she was sick of the navy, and hated the rate we are in. she got off clean, and the warrent offered to let you pick a rate of her choice. the female rejected the offer and the warrent let her get out of the navy.

total bullshitza

the warrent is the true personafication of a SEADONKEY

 

i personally love the girls i work with, with the exception one. And I am actually going to ask a girl from the same job (different store) down the block out. So i really cant relate guys.

 

get in son!

EDIT: I wouldnt reccomend that Joe, theyre too expensive,

"if you can get someone to cook for me and clean for me, i dont a lady"

From Charlie-Two and half men.

 

We should have a rule that a lady should only speak when spoken to.

 

DO YOU HAVE A BITCHY DRAG QUEEN AT WORK



I'm glad to be a Drag Queen, of that I am so proud.
I'm altogether bitchy, annoying and so loud.
I squeeze in tiny jeans that are three sizes small.
I've never had a credit card, but they love me at the mall.

Diet Coke is so anathema, cause diet Pepsi is so now,
But a cream puff chocolate cake will always make me wow.
Never will I eat with make up on my face,
And always always near to me, you'll find my makeup case.

It simply takes me hours to properly fix my hair,
And when I use the bathroom, people always stare.
And when I hit the dance floor, and my boobs start drifting low,
Some kindly man will help me, with hands just slightly slow.

I have such intuition, but I'm forever getting lost.
I shirk the household duties, I leave them for the boss.
And when she say to do them, I smile and give a toss,
I tell her that her girlfriend just called to say piss off.

I cry and weep forlornly whenever Bambi's shot,
He's such a sweet young dear, just like my boy friend Scott.
I go out to the night clubs, in a black tight mini-skirt,
'Cause its fun to sleaze around, or sometimes to just flirt.

I'm proud to be a Drag Queen, I'm proud to be a tart,
I love to have you watch me, no matter where you part.
I'm gay, I'm queer and gorgeous, and women stare and stew,
But always, always lover, I'm too much man for you.


I AM GLAD I AM A MAN



So you're glad you're a chick? Well, I'm glad I'm a guy.
So have a seat, missy, and I'll tell ya why
I'm so glad I'm a man, I could stand and applaud
That I don't have to live life as a broad.

We do the same work, but I'm better paid.
There's honor and not shame for me when I get laid.
Mechanics will (usually) tell me the truth.

I can go sit at a bar all alone
Without twenty drunk losers inviting me home.
Workmen and service men never do hassle me.
Car CD players don't simply baffle me.

I can reach stuff hidden on the top shelf.
I can change light bulbs all by myself.
No one expects anything when I just flirt.
I don't have to wear dumb stuff like hose or a skirt.

My underwear's cotton, and three for eight bucks.
Bras are expensive and WIRE - that sucks.
I get to buy cool stuff like hammers and drills.
You have to buy makeup and birth control pills.

Never will I suffer from PMS.
It takes me ten minutes to shower and dress.
Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
I don't have a purse full of useless old stuff.

None of my co-workers can make me cry.
When someone fails to call, I don't give a shit why.
I never will need an electrician or plumber.
I can date someone much younger and dumber.

I'm GLAD I'm a guy, with two b@lls and a d@@k,
So I don't have to live life as a chick.
I revel in guy-hood with joy I can't squelch,
And I'll celebrate every scratch, every belch.

 

BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN



* We can get rid of leg hair without pretending that we do a lot of cycling/swimming or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.

* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.

* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.

* We can use cosmetics should we wake up looking like something the cat dragged in.

* We can wear platforms - which is why there is no such thing as a "little woman syndrome."

* We don't have to get our strength up between sessions... no it's much easier for us to get it in the first place.

* We can get off with those years younger than us without being called dirty old perverts.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

* We know that Tetris is the computer game to end all games.

* We got off the Titanic first.

* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - they look like complete dorks in ours.

* We have total control over our eyebrows.

* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

* It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.

* We can cry and get off speeding fines.

* The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool... and football.

* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers... men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

* We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our...womanhood.

* Taxis stop for us.

* We get drunk quicker and cheaper.

* We have no desire to arrange our possessions in alphabetical order. Ever.

* We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

* It does not enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.

* We never recognize ourselves in aspects of Mr. Bean. Ever.

* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

 

Nice, I like the I AM GLAD I AM A MAN poem.

 

i think all women are nice christian girls. we men make them bitches

 

FYI
Jemaric is being held against his will at gunpoint and made to say things he really doesn't want to say. Please keep that in mind at the kangaroo court sentencing next week.

 

LMAO haha, ^^ I was about to say something along those lines aswell.