Brian George: No shirt no service get the hell out of my store! What do you think this is, Club Med? Dave Sheridan: It's America dude, learn the rules. Brian George: Learn the ru..YOU learn the rules! We Greeks invented democracy! Dave Sheridan: You also invented homos. Brian George: F you! Dave Sheridan: You wish! You gotta buy me dinner first! -Ghost World
[bold]Store Clerk[/bold]: Oh shit, I'm fucked. [bold]Mike Lowrey[/bold]: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. [bold]Marcus Burnett[/bold]: And some Skittles. Bad Boys I (1995) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you go over to http://www.imdb.com they have tons of quots from movies. Just search for a movie and when on the main page click on "memorable quotes" under the plot & quotes heading on the left hand side
@daniel_g he never specifically said his name was jack.he hinted that it might be jack.and he was using the name tyler derden.so technically he had two names.or maybe tyler derden was his real name and he was saying jack for no obvious reason.remember the scene where he finds the papers about jacks colon and jills nipples,he obviously wrote those papers.watch the movie again and youll see his name is really a mistery.and check the credits and see who ed nortons character is.
"Surely you can't be serious?" "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." -Airplane (not sure if I quoted it right)
@ sui-cyco : if i remember correctly, Norton is credited as the "Narrator" right? on a different note, what gives you the idea that he wrote those Jack/Jill articles (just asking out of curiosity, not trying to be a wise ass or anything)?
because he found the notes in the house he was living at with brad pitt(though brad was a figment of his imagination).plus he keeps using "jack" in the third person throughout the movie just like the notes.
[bold]Jim's Dad[/bold]: You may be Jimbo, or Jumbo, or Jimbodini to those guys in there, but there are still two people who haven't forgotten where James Emmanuel Levenstein came from. We're awful proud of you son. [bold]Jim[/bold]: Thanks, Dad. [bold]Jim's Dad[/bold]: Don't forget your penis cream. American Pie 2 (2001)
[bold]Stifler[/bold]: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Also from American Pie 2
[bold]Such a vulgar display of power would be pointless[/bold] Regan Macneil (Linda Blair) - The Exorcist.
PULP FICTION....aahhh, such a great movie! [Ezekiel 25:17 among others] Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Attendent:Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Bloke:Yesss! Attendent:How may I help you? Bloke:You can start by wiping that fcukin dumb ass smile of your rosie fcukin cheeks, and you can give me a fcukin automobile, a fcukin Datsun, a fcukin Toyota, a fcukin Mustang, a fcukin Buick, 4 fcukin wheels and a seat. Attendent:I really don't care for the way you're spoeaking to me. Bloke:And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fcukin knowhere, with fcukin keys to a fcukin car that isn't fcukin there, and I really didn't care to fcukin walk down a fcukin highway and across a fcukin runway to get back here to have you smile at my fcukin face; I want a fcukin car right fcukin now? Attendent:May I see your rental agreement? Bloke:I threw it away Attendent:Oh boy Bloke:Oh boy, what Attendent:You're fcuked. Planes, Trains and Automobiles.......................