Boo Hoo When I nearly Lost My PSP

It all happened when I was in my nearest market, Tesco.I went to the first floor and saw a plasma.It was on and there was a comfy sort of sofa.Why not have a seat?So I sat down watching the T.V.Nothing interesting at all.So after 10 minutes of daydream I decided to go away...I bought some stuff and I decided it was ready to go.So I was at the cashier...Hm...Checked in my pockets, I though "Ah, the note I was ameant to give to my registration teacher...Oh well"Then I said aloud"Crap!"Ran back up to the first floor and guess what?The seats were empty.Why did I say crap?My PSP was lost...Not on the seat or in my pockets...Nervous as sh**.Went to ask someone if they saw a PSP.No!They didn't...They told me to come to the bit where they had the cameras and all that.I told the Tesco staff what had happened and they went back and looked at the video.They saw me sitting there looking like an idiot(which was embarrassing)and saw me leaving...With the PSP on the sofa!I said"That's it, the white thing."They forwarded a bit.No one took it...Until they went more...A wee girl and her dad...The dad must've told the girl to take my PSP.I was raging inside and I was thinking "I'm gonna boot her cu*t in."(Boot means hit in the Scottish accent) Then in the live camera, I saw the fat guy and her daughter with my PSP in her hand.They were heading outside.Without saying anything, I used all my energy running to the guy.They were that tiny bit away from driving off.I did a stupid thing and jumped in front of the car...The guy went out mumbling and said "What the fu** are you doing?You crazy?"Then I replied"Shut the fu** up (I'm 14 and shouldn't be swearing but my anger got me)you thief, give me my PSP back!"Surprised by my behavior he replied"What the fu** you on wee kid?Eh??I don't have you're fu**ing PSP."Haha, he should win an Oscar for lying..."I replied, you fa**ot what's that in that wee girls hand?"He was denying like sh**!So I said, "Give it to the police then to check the fingerprints,anyways, my name is on it"He replied"Get to fu** ya a**wipe I'm no going to the police station(I practically had to translate that because of all those Scottish accent)So I replied,"We have you on camera...Don't lie mate...It's no right..."He gave up and told his daughter to give here PSP to me.I didn't say thanks...I said,"You shouldn't take that...You should've handed it in..."I walked back into Tesco, feeling very relieved, and said"Got my PSP back, sorry for the bother mates."I went to the cashier and went home,saying not a thing to my mum and started writing this down.Remember...I was 10 seconds away from losing my PSP, because he would've driven off.


Shame the bloke didn't smack the little child around a bit, god knows it sounds like he needs it.

 

get a life. u really are a loser stuck in ur parents garage like i said before... just stuck in there, nbot seen much of the world before but 4 walls am i right... get a life bro.

i still cant decide tho, it this guy so imature that hes like a 10 year old acting tough, or is he a 40 year old virgin acting normal.

 

still rather random, but this guy wants it to be seen, he's funny ddp! hes hilarious, tell him how funny he is so he can stop posting this stuff.

 

alright...