Classic cable company rumours

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  1. cathaldub

    cathaldub Regular member

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    Thought I'd post up some of the funniest rumours i've heard over the past few days

    1st up is this(have to hand it to them its original)
    MY mate rings me today, he's been talking with another friend who rings him to say his best mate is sales director of N*L and has been telling him all about this new encryption thats suddenly made all the sports/adult channels go missing over the past week.
    "Well heres what he told him"
    N*L have now bought a system which is the exact same system that your bank uses with your pass card, The bank have been using this system for along time and its unhackable, so basically you have as much chance of being able to buy a pass card with unlimited free money as you will be able to get TV for free
    After this one i'm seriously considering going down to AIB and trying to ram my Kryptview box into the slot and type the magic number 1570


    2nd up was the classic
    N*L are sending a virus down the line on saturday evening/night, make sure your box is unplugged or it will destroy it. I cant believe this one is still going and it's always "my friend in N*L" half the world must work there!

    So whats the best you've heard?
     
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  2. howdy82

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    I had someone tell me today that NTL are going to provide a service you can be happy with.
    I mean come on like!!!...;)
     
  3. BISH

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    That U*C were not bothering with so called dodgy boxes and all their
    efforts were being put into super fast broadband and phone line rental and calls e.t.c
    how wrong we were....
     
  4. sgt_grant

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    Three of the biggest lies in the world
    1. I love you
    2. I won,t c*m in your mouth
    3. And nagra 3 is cracked
     
  5. BISH

    BISH Regular member

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    LOL
    1--the cheque is in the post.
    2--we will only go in for one.
     
  6. galwaygem

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    Are you telling me, whenever my husband tells me he loves me,HE IS LYING? he can cook his own dinner tomorrow, lol
     
  7. BISH

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    im sure if ya get the starview workin he will give ya all the lovin ya need LOL
     
  8. troutalan

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    I heard that you can buy the crack code to Nagra3 from a guy sitting in a hut in northern Nigeria for the price of €25... Let everyone know as soon as possible...lol
     

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