You know in the old films a western when the stranger walks into town and in the saloon thorough the swing doors and everyones laughing, drinking and that old geezers playing away on one of them piano's. Then the stranger walks through the door and everyone immediatly stops what there doing. And the music stops for about five seconds then everything starts again. I hereby name that saloon "Safety Valve" P.S And if thats your horse thats crapped on the floor outside, clean it up ya dirty fecker. P.P.S And dont point out that this is a pointless thread. I already know P.P.P.S And i hereby appoint myself as sheriff until such time as i am shot dead or to drunk to continue my duty.
From the movie Tombstone: Billy Clanton: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. [Billy Clanton draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun] Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
