initial thoughts..... what a nag which one's the horse's arse? gives new meaning to "mount me you stud" a hermaphrodite horse... a d!ck on top and vagina below
"Wont get a honeymoon in Paris.....hunting is out of the question....Still, I shall be the worlds first equestrian queen. In the meantime I think I'll just shit on the roses" "Has anyone seen those darling corgies, I'm fkin starvin !!" "Would you like to see my Burberry nosebag?"