Corporate Truths

- if you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried

- Experience is something you dont get until after you need it

- For every action, there is an opposite criticism

-success always occurs in private, and failure in public

- to steal ideas from one person is plaigiarism; to steal from many is research

- The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catchup

-Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, then you can't be promoted

- if you are good you'll get all the work
if you are really good, you will get out of it

 

Holy crap do I know this one from experience.....
I seem to be in this situation now at work.

 

You have to love Corporate America they will find a way to screw you one way or another!!!