I unplugged my keyboard yesterday to use it on another pc that i was repairing. In the meantime my wife switched on my computer only to see a message on the screen which said something like, [bold]No keyboard has been detected, press F1 to continue[/bold] Obviously I thought this was hilarious. How the hell can you press F1 without a keyboard? Even funnier still was my wife's response, 'So shall I press F1 or not?'
haha wow i never knew my wife had a sister!! we were watching the olympics someone won a gold and they played their national anthem and she was like "whats that music?" so i told her it was that person's national anthem. her reply was "you mean every country doesn't have our national anthem". 20 minutes later i finally stopped laughing. than another time i was talking to a friend on IRC and we were typing like slingblade. my friend type "i reckon i need to head to the store fer some bisuits mmm hhhmm", and i typed "yeah i reckon you should get some mustard fer them biscuits mmm hhhmm". my wife got mad because she thought i was making fun of my friend and her words were "thats not nice, what if he really talks that way?" i literally took a 1/2 hr of explaining that people dont type the way they talk, i even used the example of people that stutter and how they dont type h-h-h-h-h-hi, how's it g-g-g-g-going. no offense meant to slingbladers or people that stutter, just to my wife