Pappa smurf is the best, he is wise and experienced and I bet he has had his fair share of smurfettes aswell over the years................ As for how I would like him to die, well let me see................... I know, I would like to see him overdose on magic mushrooms, start dancing like a fairy, dress up like a ballerina, pirouette around the woods and finally coming to rest in a huge pile of monkey crap...............................