First three things you would buy after lottery win

If you won the national lottery what would be the first three things that you would spend your money on.
My boring three would be
1. New lexus
2. The most high tech luxury apartment I could find with armed guards outside.
3. A huge LCD screen for my PC which would be on my luxury yacht berthed outside my holiday villa in Marbella, Spain.
(I know, I know I sneaked in more than three things.)

 

The 3 things I would do If I Won the lottery.

[bold]1[/bold]. I would make a [bold]HUGE[/bold] contribution to the presidents campaign. Why you ask, Well he may not know me but he will know my contribution to his campaign and at least my name for future [bold]PARDONING[/bold]

The act of pardoning.


1. Exemption of a convicted person from the penalties of an offense or crime by the power of the executor of the laws.
2. An official document or warrant declaring such an exemption.

3.Allowance or forgiveness for an offense or a discourtesy: begged the host's pardon for leaving early.


[bold]2[/bold]. I would hire 5 body guards and a driver so [bold]I will not be liable[/bold] for anything that may occure while collecting my dough. Cause you know everybody and anybody will try to sue me for every little thing.

Example: If I nick my shopping cart on so old Pinto while shopping, they're gonna try to Sue me pain and suffering for $20 million and that the car had some type of sentimental value worht another $20 million.

Oh yeah, [bold]RESTRAINING ORDERS[/bold] here I come.(for my relatives of course)

[bold]3[/bold]. I would by a stripp club and a liquor store. Hell, why not?
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My wifes uncles ex wife won 3.5 million on the lottery and although were not classed as family anymore.The wifes cousin which is her son asked us around for a visit as his mum was in America with her new hubby.So my choice would be.
1.Her house as the pool was awsome and the kids loved it with a top of the range pc placed inside it.
2.A really nice sports car but not a porche.
3.A second home in a nice hot country probably Tenerife as the flights would not take to long and although i don't mind flying long flights bore me.

Oh and by the way she won with a £1 lucky dip some lucky dip hey

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1. gun
2. ammo
3. OJ Simpson's lawyer

 

Aren't you two taking football a bit too serious? Lol
(I know what you mean really)

 

[bold]Quote...Save your money Dene, I've plenty of guns and ammo for a good cause like nailing OJ.[/bold]
seriously, i only want a gun to nail the spotty little retard in me local McDonald's who 'forgot' to put the toy in Jack's happy meal on Saturday, result- 1 disappointed 5-year-old, grrrrrrr.
Edit:-, i'm not mental or anything, wasn't meaning to kill him , just wanna pop a cap in his arse to wake him the fusk up. Can ye lend me a shooter, Neph, i'll wipe the dabs off afterwards

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That is some shit there hey Nephilim

 

why tickle them when you can literally blow them away into little tiny pieces . i've got an old elephant gun you can use safc_66, it even comes with its own bi-pod =D.

oh and 3 things i would buy if i won the lottery:
1. more lottery tickets(because you can never have too much cash and also cause im a greedy prick)
2.a McDonalds franchise(so i can tell all the staff not to put the special toy in the happy meals to piss more people off like safc_66 and so i can sell the toys at the local market for absurdly high prices cause im a greedy prick)
3.take a trip to some poor third world nation and eat my super sized big mac meals in front of all the starving children and watch them drool(cause frankly im just a prick =D)

THE END

 

I dont mind taking the piss or even people taking the piss but that is a bit to much of a piss take.You might have to share your girkin man.

 

i told you i was a prick . and i didnt think any1 liked girkins, but if the skinny little beggers want to eat it off the window i throw it at well by all means.

 

No seriously i do feel sorry for these people but i can see you are just having a laugh.I would give them my burger anytime as Mcdonalds does not taste the same anymore.I'll tell you when Mcdonalds was at its best for me when i just come off training in the field in my army days.2 to 3 weeks on ration packs made Mcdonalds taste pure quality.It was always 2 quarters with cheese a big mac large fries and a choc milk shake.Yep when you has eaten shit for so long you could eat that and still go to pizza hut on the way back from the pub.

 

Now i feel hungry and there is no Mcdonalds open at his time.

 

1. my own private island
2. enough hi-tech crap to fill the island
3. a genetics lab to develop real anthropomorphic creatures with which i will play video games for the rest of my life.
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I have changed my mind sod the kids and the mrs i will leave a cheque in the post and travel tickets for the kids to visit.

1.My own pardise beach with of the top babes in the world to sort all my needs.
2.A PC so i can keep in touch with you guys so i can rub it in and invite you to the beech.
3.A life supply of booze for all on the beach.

 

having a laugh???....ooooh yeah thats right im joking

 

Must be some calibre to fire fekkin' elephants !! That'd be good to see, Dumbo flying thru the front window of McDonalds.