Ever wish you had spent that extra few seconds thinking before you said something...... We (me and Mrs T) opened a join bank account a couple of weeks back. We got the cheque books....then the cards.... and we had to activate the cards before we could use them. To do this you had to fill in a form that came with the cards and post em back, or drop em in to the branch. We did this and 4 days later we still hadnt heard anything. So I'm like "can we get at our money or not?" I phoned through to telephone banking, the girl on the other end asks me my security questions and then says "I cant help you because your not registered for phone banking, can i give you another number" [bold]FFS[/bold] losing the plot i said "No just give me the number of my branch" So I phoned the branch, went through security again and asked the guy Me:"are our cards activated yet?" Bank:"Will just have to check on the computer, one moment please" Me:"Ok" Computer:" ACCOUNT NUMBER ####### " Computer:" ACCOUNT HOLDERS ARE ......." Computer:" CARD STATUS IS ACTIVE " Bank:"Yeah, your cards are active, you can use em now" Me:"Thanks....and er....how long has Steven Hawkins been working there?" Bank:"About as long as I have.....I'm blind" Me:"Oh....er.....ah.....very impressive....thnx....bye" SHIT !!
I felt such a tw8t >< Not as bad as my brother when we were little tho. We were gettin on a bus and there was this old woman sat near the front. She had obviously had a hard life and not weathered too well. My brother (only 5 at the time ) turns round and says. "If the wind changes your face will stay like that" laugh!!!!!.....I nearly shat!
As always I thought that was SO DAMN funny, Taz. I have one too, but it is an online conversation. It goes like this...ever talk to SO many people online that you forget who you are talking to or "accidently" answer the wrong window! Story goes like this, I was talking to my good friend, who's a girl and talking to this other girl who I just met online...well....you will see how the conversation goes. [22:02] me: been on here chatting and finally getting my pc straightened out [22:03] suzie: nice [22:06] me: isn't it [22:06] me: lol [22:06] me: i am happy about it [22:06] me: lol [22:07] suzie: haha good to hear [22:07] suzie: 4 more days of school [22:07] me: woohoo.... [22:07] me: yay@school ending [22:07] suzie: haha for real [22:08] me: you know it [22:09] suzie: so wut did ya do today [22:13] me: sorry sweety [22:14] me: pc is acting a tad retarded [22:14] me: are you going to be on in about an hour? [22:14] suzie: hmm prolly [22:15] me: ok...cause everything is going screwy over here...so let me get somet stuff taken care of (at this point I was talking to my friend and she reminded me that she had a date that night and I posted the next responses in this conversation and not in the one I was supposed too, so I needed to use her shower cause my gas line was leaking and they shut it off and are fixing it now...so....) [22:15] me: shit...you are not going to be home tomorrow are you [22:15] me: i wanted to see if i could take a shower over at your house tonight [22:15] suzie: hahaha [22:15] me: lol...sorry about that [22:16] suzie: not gonna happen! I don't even know you!!!! LMAO!!! But you are definately pretty hot! [22:16] me: lol [22:16] me: wrong window..... [22:16] suzie: sure thing Needless to say, somethings that are random, definately are good to say! V
I think I had one of those incidents the other day. This whole past week has been extremely hot and humid and I put in a window air conditioner. My electric is included in my rent which is pretty cool, but I have to deal with cheap landlords yelling at me all the time about the air conditioner. So after arguing for a while I said, "I'll give you a few bucks a month for electric if it bothers you that much" just to get them to quit bugging me. Well then she got all excited. "Really, cuz the last electric bill was over $500." Right then I realized I probably screwed up. There's no way that electric could've been that high. If she tries to take me up on that I'm gonna play stupid and pretend I never said anything about it. She's talking about changing the lease when the current one is up, which is fine by me cause I won't be there.
