Got some girl problems yall

Yo wut up my wiggas! Listen I be in da studio 24/7 workin on my album. My girl be all up on me cause she say I aint spendin enuf time wit her. She also be accusin me of cheatin on her... which I am but Ima playa and thats how I do ya heard! Anywayz we be fightin a lot lately and I dont need dat kinda drama while im tryin to get my album done. At da same time I dont wanna lose her cause she got this perferct table-top booty that no brutha could resist. In addition she can also shake it like a salt shaker na mean? So help a brutha out what should I do?

Anywayz yall keep it riteous and Holla atcha Boi when ya seem me in da streetz Cause ima certified fortied P.I.M.P. Yeauuuh!
Church!

 

Well, WTF do you expect? Respect...HA!

This is a pointless and meaningless thread and should be closed!

 

Aight Aight. I get the point no need to gun down a brutha. ehmm I mean "brother" hehe. Ghetto talk is just part of the life of a gangsta like me but I'll tone it down for yall. You know I like White women which means I have to be down with the White boys also cause I need yall for breeding lol. Im just playing but anywayz whenever I cheat on my girl its always with a white woman hehe including the girl i be having an affair with now. Cause sometimes a sista(Black girl) just drives a brother crazy with all her senseless drama. But let me tell you there is NOTHING worse than a sista after she finds out that her man is cheatin on her with a white girl. I dont know if any of yall ever felt a sistas wrath before but its some scary crap!

You white boyz are also very good at getting a brother out of some serious credit problems know what I mean? So Im cool with yall. Anywayz keep the advice rolling!