Reproved, admonished, put in my place - but at least my farting in bed wasn't brought up. http://forums.afterdawn.com/t.cfm/f-44/long_time_no_how-895534/#5448516
LOL....your farting in bed. Might as well blow some "wind" in their direction, as it may clear up their confusion.
sometimes at other peoples houses i go for a short walk to let a few rip.occasionally when i get back people accuse me of setting fireworks off.