Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue >needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best >friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything >together. > >Darryl arrived first and when the mortician pulled back the sheet. >Darryl said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him >over." > >The mortician rolled him over, and Darryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." > >The mortician thought this was rather strange. > >Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. > >Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. >Roll him over." > >The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "no, it ain't Bubba." > >The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" > >Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes." > >"What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. > >Yup, I've never seen 'em, but everyone knew he had two assholes. > >Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them >two assholes." Yeah, I am bored
Here's the thread for jokes..... http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/21/114516 Keeps everything nice & sweet Pulsar
