help ,in need of some good one liners.

hi guys got a trendy car alarm but cant come up with any good one liners.Currently if its raised off the ground it says 'put me down ,put me down' or if its hit, the shock sensor chimes in 'ouche'
Its a viper series alarm.

Got any new ones i can programe in as i'm tapped out.


Andmerr

 

A few examples I have used in the past, although not auto related are :-

Shut your mouth & give your brain a chance

I can't hear you, you're mouth is full of sh*t.

Speaking as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

You're like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun.

 

thanks this is a start, the car alarm has a few spots where you can insert speech commments

I'll use some of yours and see how it goes

thanks