How to tell if ur child is a hacker

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  1. cozza1987

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  2. Damon1

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    [bold]I nearly wet my pants reading that. hilarious!![/bold]
     
  3. sly_61019

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    well, i guess im a hacker.
     
  4. Nephilim

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    My favorite part:

    Great laff that was :) Intel must've written that part.
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  5. bird1234

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    I hope that is really a joke and not some idiot's idea that they think is true. Because here in the state's, people would believe that article. Well, maybe the people who have no common sense would.
     
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    LOL! People who dress like that are the people who go to raves and do a bunch of ecstasy. When people take ecstasy they have a tendancy to grind their teeth which would explain why the carry pacifiers with them-to chew on instead of having their teeth turn to dust. The glow-sticks , when swung around in the darkness at raves, seem really cool to people who are high of off ecstasy (I don't why because I don't ever go to raves or do ecstasy). This is not remotely related to hacking. I have never heard of a hacker dress code and if their were then it wouldn't be bright colors... they would most likley be dark colors because that is the image that many hackers display. The post that this guy made had so many things wrong about it I pratically died of laughing. Read the fourth post down on this site http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/hacker.comments.page.10.html
    It shows how inaccurate the original post was.


    P.S. Since when is Quake a hacker meeting place:)
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  7. Prisoner

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    More than 30min, I can remember when loading windows took 30mins. This time restriction is crazy. And WTF is Dosing? I thing this writer has being using the drink comand too much for excessive drinking.

    I want what this person is smoking.


    This is a good follow up with funny comments;
    http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.5.152712.125.html
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    I feel sorry for the son of the guy who wrote this! No duh ur son is denying that he is hacking because he probably isn't! Is it possible that your son may just really like using computers and wants to get full benefeits out of it? Oh noooooooo the deadly flash program is running on my PC rite now!!! I gotta reformat my hardisk before my son does anymore distruction with it!!!!!

    LOL. I just read those follow up posts on the link prisoner put up. I can't beleive how extreme it has gotten. The original post is nothing compared to the responses. I haven't laughed so hard in months!
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    for some strange reason i feel incredibley intellingent after reading that article









    GOD HELP THAT MANS FAMILY :)
     
  10. dakiller

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    HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHA

    OH my God I haven't laughed that hard in ages
    thx for the link

    the Real funny part is people taking it seriously
    (just check out some of the links int the "article")
    BWaHAHAHA

    Killer :)
     
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    Somebody please tell me this is a joke before i die of laughter... :p
     
  12. Bitcount

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    Oh man that was good. "radicaly changes his appearance, obsessed with Linux" Is argumentative and plays quake! OMGLMAO

    I looked around the site, and i think this is satirical. Here's another story from the site.

    From Kids To Commies: The Truth About Daycare

    http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.7.14.22219.3493.html
    _X_X_X_X_X_[small]"Kids, you tried, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"[/small]
     
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  13. dakiller

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    naw its a put on if ya look close you see links on how to write a satirical article



    Killer:)
     
  14. Prisoner

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    I was so disappointed that I have the wrong uniform. My black jeans, hihing shoes and T-shirt is all wrong. I now neeed a glow stick, but the blinding light distracks the flicker from the monitor.

    Oh well.
     

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