Impossible Invite (or any other)Trade

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  1. iluvendo

    iluvendo Active member

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    Hi, this seems like a little harmless fun. So post your impossible invite wish(or any other wish) and then let everyone know what you are willing to trade for it (even if you do not possess the will trade item)

    Want: Invitation to spend 1 week (7 days) in the Lincoln bedroom in the US White house


    Will trade : Bill Clinton's black book
     
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    iluvendo, Jul 22, 2008
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  2. Evastar

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    I want the lovely sunny bbq weather in Texas.

    And you can have the rain from Ireland.
     
    Evastar, Jul 22, 2008
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  3. osteotome

    osteotome Guest

    I want this saturday's winning lottery numbers (right now)


    will trade all my losing numbers (all u want)
     
    osteotome, Jul 22, 2008
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  4. rtm27

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    I want to have enough money to buy what I want and to not have to work.


    You can take this job and shove it!!
     
    rtm27, Jul 22, 2008
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  5. varnull

    varnull Guest

    Wanted:: foolproof plan

    Offered:: airtight alibi
     
    varnull, Jul 22, 2008
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  6. 7thsinger

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    Wanted: The ability to use The Force.

    Offering: The ability to pass gas in multiple keys.
     
    7thsinger, Jul 22, 2008
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  7. ZoSoIV

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    Wanted: Adriana Lima

    Offering: anything she wants for the rest of her life lol
     
    ZoSoIV, Jul 23, 2008
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  8. iluvendo

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    That sounds expensive !
     
    iluvendo, Jul 23, 2008
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  9. rtm27

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    Expensive, but I'm sure definitely worth it!!
     
    rtm27, Jul 23, 2008
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  10. KillerBug

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    Wanted: $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    Willing to trade: $10
     
    KillerBug, Jul 25, 2008
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  11. iluvendo

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    Cheapo !
     
    iluvendo, Jul 26, 2008
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  12. Evastar

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    Wanted: To feel really good and energetic and lively!

    Trade: A really nasty hangover!
     
    Evastar, Jul 26, 2008
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  13. iluvendo

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    W. Good health


    T My bad summer cold ( and any other bad bug you want)
     
    iluvendo, Jul 29, 2008
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  14. 1bonehead

    1bonehead Guest

    Wanted - A good nite's sleep


    Will Trade - My insomnia
     
    1bonehead, Jul 30, 2008
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  15. A_Klingon

    A_Klingon Moderator Staff Member

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    Wanted: Iluvendo's forgiveness in my shameless, inexcuseable-ness of not being here @ AfterDawn, when I know I should. Alternatively, I humbly request a romantic, candle-lit blind-date with his beautiful sister, which couldn't hurt a bit either. :)

    Failing any of that, a certified cheque for $1,000,000 U$A dollars would probably be 'OK'. (Or at least enough to ensure I don't have to work anymore before I shuffle off into the Twilight Zone.)

    Offerred: My absolutely, 100% undivided committment; obsession; participation; daily (hourly-even) posting to the A/D Forums; - [in fact - I will have my computer surgically implanted into my frontal lobes wherein I can access these Forums on a minute-2-minute basis].

    Further to this - I will quit my daily job to achieve this objective. I will post daily/hourly/minute-ly. I will lock my apartment doors, unplug the phone, quit my day-job, disown my own family, scour the internet on a consistent, ongoing basis for timely news/info/updates/announcements/articles-of-interest for my cherished A/D Family, the likes-of-which JAYBO (may god bless him) could only imagine in this lucrative, potentially-EXPLOSIVE world of WWW-Stuff, and should the need arise..... since I will, presumably, have a million$ at my disposal from John <iluvendo>, (or at least the wonderful warmth of a relationship with his beautiful sister), I will do whatever it takes to secure, ensure, and
    _guarantee_ AfterDawn's rightful place in this world - WHICH - (by-the-way) they have already *earned* a very long time ago indeed, -- in no small part by Petteri (the guy who doesn't like titles), and who - while not being, perhaps, the most handsome system/administrator in the world, is beautiful in his own way, <even though he would be the first to deny it), and thus, by doing so, ensure the longevity of all concerned, specifically **YOU** out there, the "AfterDawn Collective", of which _none_ of this could be possible. (Seven-Of-Nine and her hoard of Drones should be so lucky).

    (WHEW!!!!!)

    Other than that John...... (ya wanna get drunk or somethin') ???

    -- Klingy, the Mercifully Free-For-A-Day-Or-Two Klingon --
     
    A_Klingon, Aug 1, 2008
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  16. tripplite

    tripplite Guest

    WANTED: Hannah montana and several thousand pounds of raw butter


    Offered: I will personally put a_klingon out of misery and finally create a profile for him (just download my keylogger already klingy heheheh)
     
    tripplite, Aug 3, 2008
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  17. iluvendo

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    @ A_ Klingon, I only have a brother , and he ain't interested in you!
     
    iluvendo, Aug 3, 2008
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  18. ZCONCEPT

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    ____________________________________________

    WANT: 100% perfect health for the remaining years
    of my life.

    WILL TRADE: 100 real Hamsters that will do the
    Hamster Dance in unison anytime you request.

    A 58 second example of the HAMSTER DANCE:
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_1_kgNp9oQg&feature=related

    ___________________________________________________
    Signed: Robert Singletary__Monday August 4, 2008__2:02 A.M.
    (eastern standard time) USA
     
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  19. A_Klingon

    A_Klingon Moderator Staff Member

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    Quite understandable..... (sometimes I'm not even interested in my self). <gg>

    Oh my my........ I can post some pretty nit-witty stuff at times.

    (Ah well).
     
    A_Klingon, Aug 6, 2008
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  20. A_Klingon

    A_Klingon Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't ya dare, tripp!!!!!
     
    A_Klingon, Aug 6, 2008
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