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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by xboxdevil, Nov 30, 2005.

  1. xboxdevil

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    Two kids are playing football in a park in Manchester.
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    >Suddenly one of them is attacked by a Rottweiler which clamps its mouth
    >around the kids neck.
    >The other kid, seeing the danger his pal is in, picks up one of the sticks
    >they were using as a goal post, puts it through the dogs
    >collar,and using all his strength twists it until the dogs neck breaks and
    >his friend is saved.
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    >This is all seen by a local newspaper reporter who sees a possible national
    >headline in the incident, and goes over to the kids.
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    >"That was really heroic" he says "I can see it now 'Heroic United fan risks
    >life to save best friend'"
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    >"But I don't follow United" says the kid
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    >"Ok, how about 'Super City Kid fights off rabid rottweiler to save his pal'"
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    >"But I don't follow City either" says the kid
    >
    >"Well who do you support" asks the reporter
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    >"Liverpool" he says
    >
    >"Even better" says the reporter "Scouse b*stard murders family pet
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    xboxdevil, Nov 30, 2005
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  2. djscoop

    djscoop Active member

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    I guess you'd have to be from the U.K. to get it, eh??
     
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    hehe...LMAO, especially since I'm an avid Reds supporter. Should have put this in the Friday funnies thread. (You might get some flack for this one, since it requires a knowledge of English Premiereship to get it).
     
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  5. weazel200

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    Arsenal are the best
     
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    Arse 'n Al who?. Not those two jokers again :p Hey I'm just kidding with you. Even though I'm a Man U. fan I'm more in love with the sport itself and Arsenal is undeniably a good club.
     
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    No suprise really with Neville being named new captain.
     
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    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    I am a humble QPR fan :) Damn all you glory-chasers!! ;)
     
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    I remember when QPR were in the Premiership. Trevor Sinclair was pretty good back then. Do you like Mark Bircham Lethal? Ian Holloway's pretty funny in his interviews. Can't get enuff of that west country accent.
     
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    Birch is a great player, but the best are big Dan Shittu, Lee Cook & Paul Furlong. Do you remember trevor's special overhead kick? that got goal of the season :)

    Ollie is a joker, but we have been sh*t lately. Last match against Hull was ok tho, we came back from 2-0 down and scored 2, hit both posts, and their keeper got sent off for 'deliberate handball' outside the box!
     
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    Can't believe we lost 3 - 0 to Bolton. what a disgrace
     
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    Hehe, it was 2-0 ~ some loyal supporter you are :eek:)
     
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    Damn, didnt notice that lethal. Musta accidentaly pressed 3 instead of 2. Might as well have been 3 seeing as we played so poorly.

    I see QPR beat Stoke 2 - 1 away
     
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    Indeed. Heard on TalkSport that Simon Royce (Our Keeper) was attacked after the game...interesting one...we'll wait 'till the morning to see :)
     
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