Im mexican american and i love a go mexican joke. Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."
When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. "And the Americans, they are so friendly!" he concluded. "Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, .... 'Jose, can you see?'"
There is all redy a thread like this called friday funnys or something like that, cut back on the threads man.
[bold]How to speak Southern[/bold] WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson Aig - What a hen lays Aints - He's got aints in his paints Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin Arn - Ma's tard of arnin Bag - He bagged her to marry him Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won. Bub - the light bub burned out Cheer - What you set in Crick - A small stream Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coo Chiny - country over in Asia Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes Core - He got hisself a new Ford core Cyow - Animal on Farm Deppity - He helps out the shurf Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt Dainz - Satidy night social Ellum - A graceful tree Fanger - What you put your rang on Faince - Whats round the hawg lot Far - What get the brandin arn hot Furred - He got furred from his job Flar - A rose is a purdy flar Frash - Them aigs ain't frash Furiners - All non-'bamans Further - Hits ten miles further to town Grain - She was grain with envy Hail - Where bad folks go Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n Hilbilly - People in the next county Hollar - Whats between the hills Hard - Got a brend new hard hand Tar - His core blew a tar Laymun - A sour fruit Laig - Most folks have two of them Lather - What you climb up Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin Mailk - what you get from cyows Mere - What you see your self in Minners - Live bait Misrus - Married Woman Nar - Opposite of wide Nayk - Your head sets on it Nup - No Orrel - Them hinges need orrel Ormy - What the sojers go in Pank - A light red color Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow Petition - What separate the rooms Poke - A paper bag or sack Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke Salit - A green vegetable Puppet - What the preacher is in Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig Rang - You wear it on your fanger Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town Rainch - A big cow farm Rat - Do it rat now! Rench - Rench the soap yourself Roont - She plum roont her shoes Salary - A stringy vegetable Soardeens - Small canned fish Shar - A light rain Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody Pop - A soft drink Sprang - Water out'n the ground Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart Tho - Tho me the ball Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat War - A bobbed war fance Worsh - Go worsh your face Warter - What you worsh your face in Yurp - A continent overseas
hey rap4life we have a joke thread here: http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/114516 your more than welcome to submit your collection, or continue the way you are going have fun andmerr
