Masturbating prevents cancer!! No really!

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  1. Bitcount

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    Bitcount, Apr 7, 2004
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  2. andmerr

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    well i laughed at this one .Keep em coming
     
    andmerr, Apr 8, 2004
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  3. aXidburn

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    haha, well i dont think i am gonna b getting cancer...lol
     
    aXidburn, Apr 8, 2004
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  4. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    if that's true then I'm 190 lbs of anti-cancer.
     
    Nephilim, Apr 8, 2004
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  5. Bitcount

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    Man now i feel even worse for all those old guys who get prostate cancer. They're sick, and their not getting laid (or anything else for that matter).
    _X_X_X_X_X_[small]"Kids, you tried, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"[/small]
     
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  6. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    sweet!! blind i can live with, not cancer. now i can smoke all i want since i know i'm pretty much "cancer proof" :)
     
    darthnip, Apr 11, 2004
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  7. vanila

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    ok, guys!
    start gettin' busy!
    LOL


    i'd like to see the stats for priest!
    (and NOT the ones who attack children!!!!)
     
    vanila, Apr 12, 2004
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  8. Hanedrick

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    Yes!!!!!!! Now I can saftly say that all those hours I spent beating it wasn't a big waste of time! Personally I think there should sessions in school where we can masturbate.
     
    Hanedrick, Apr 12, 2004
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  9. darthnip

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    wait, you mean we weren't supposed to do that in school?!?! damn, i always find out to late!
     
    darthnip, Apr 12, 2004
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