Its only been two days and I am already fed up with the news coverage. Well he can't play the race card (Like OJ Simpson)- he is white now! Maybe they put in a Blockbuster chip in him.
Those blockbuster chips are every where. I have heard there is more press coverage world wide on Michael Jackson there there was for the Iraq war (part 2). That is crazy, who cares!!!!!!!!!. This is why I don't watch tv and watch DVDs of tv shows that were good.
that's right he did make thiller,but he also looked at porn w/ little boys. And dave chapelle is funny as hell!!!
Thriller, yeah i remember that, back when her was actually black. Now i am not sure what he is, other then a pedofile.
Hmpfh! Michael has become one of his creatures from Thriller. I feel bad for him but the law is the law. Just too bad that the airwaves think we care.
i dont know what to think of michael anymore, its a shame really, he jus got more and more looney ever since he tranformed into a white woman.............ill pray for him.
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me." If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
humor is the best medicine so this is for you all.Some hate him some love him but most cant make heads or tails out of him: Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart? A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !! Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper? A: Michael Jackson's hand !! Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun!! Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket? A: His other hand !! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy !! Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs? A: I'm forever blowing bubbles! Knock Knock! Who's There? Little boy blue! Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson!! Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds!
emmmmmmm This one is my favourite When is it bed time at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand!
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lol , yes i quite like that one but heres one!!! Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: From a catalogue.
man you are slow: do you know what plastic surgery is. MICHAEL JACKSON has had that much that its embarrasing
surely , i cant believe you wouldnt get that bbmayo, you poking fun at me.I know its early oh bugger got to go to work later man andmerr
