lets have a crack at the lamest pickup lines in history Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened. All those curves, and me with no brakes. Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! 4 1 Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you." Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile. Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you? I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. (for Dick) I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Is it hot in here or is it just you? Just where do those legs of yours end? Let's take a shower together -- you smell. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over? Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off! King Cheese! Some cheese Wow! Are those real? Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming. You are the reason men fall in love. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once! You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. You should be someone's wife. You're ugly but you intrigue me. ...successive slaps... You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon. Logged
and now the other side: [bold]Lamest pick up lines that women use on men[/bold] You're just the way I like my coffee. Tall, black, and strong. Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that. You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room! I've looked for a man with a VCR and I've finally found the perfect one.... thats a Very Cute Rear by the way. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your jeans. Want to take a swim in my ocean? If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Did you fart? Cause you blew me away. I bet I could beat you at football. [No way.] Give me the ball and you tackle. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. Hi. [Trust us, it doesn't take much to pick up the average guy.] Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock. Do these look real? Want to play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? [Reach for the back of their shirt and look at the tag, then say:] Just what I thought, made in Heaven. You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves... You are the hottest thing since sunburn. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? In hindsight maybe i should leave this subject alone ..............lol
Girl you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day. *Will Smith in an episode of Fresh prince*
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP! Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? So, you're a girl huh? Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. You make my software turn to hardware! You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Someone should rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together. Is your dad a terrorist because you are the bomb.
