pretty cool comparison to life in general

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  1. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    I'm sure alot of you have seen this, but for those who haven't....

    The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

    When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

    A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front
    of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and
    empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

    The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.
    He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between
    the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.



    The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of
    course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

    The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and
    poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.



    "Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
    recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
    important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and
    your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.



    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.



    The sand is everything else---the small stuff. "If you put the sand into
    the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf
    balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on
    the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.



    "Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play
    with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse
    out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the
    house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things
    that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

    One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee
    represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked.

    It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
    there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
     
  2. boxwrench

    boxwrench Guest

    darthnip,
    Very refreshing! Thank you!
     
  3. guyrus

    guyrus Guest

    posting another novel are we darth (loco put me up to it).........lol
     
  4. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    No one likes a tattle tale guy.
     
  5. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    yeah guyrus, you snitch!
     
  6. guyrus

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    o' my the man with out his microphone, hows it going young lethal
     
  7. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    ^^^Ditto^^^
     
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    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    Wow, that was an inspiring post!

    I have my mic -- just ask geoff's daughter!
     
  9. guyrus

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    ask's geoffs daughter if you can use it or is there some elses permission you need
     
  10. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    I don't get bossed around by chicks or anyone.

    - Daniel_G does that.

    - He even bakes cakes for his girlfriend ~!!

    I kinda ask myself.. "do I really want to speak to andy/scott/pete/geoff/dave/wilson etc etc online?"

    haha, [bold]no![/bold]

    {just kidding - don't want you to chuck a wobbly like you did the other day!}

    - Nice read by the way, darth!
     
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  11. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    ^^^ditto^^^
     
  12. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    which bit do you agree with loco?

    btw I love the way you's two chase each other around in the forums..
     
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  13. guyrus

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    i didnt chuck a wobbly i responded to you skype call: did you want me to type it for you or are you that forgetful.
     
  14. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Well seeing as though you must have beat by milliseconds in your post, I was agreeing with Drew.

    We are on Skype, where are you young lethal weapon?
     
  15. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    Chill out skip, it was just a joke!

    I'll get on.. soon!
     
  16. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Don't bother...we wouldn't want to take time away from your precious schedule. 'av a g'day mate!

    Darth is going to be furious that you two have taken his thread way off topic.
     
  17. guyrus

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    your only 16 days late you reckon you can fit us in with such a busy schedule, mr.staff member
     
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  18. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    actually no, i dont think anything could make me mad right now, in 12 hours i'll be gulping down giant long island iced tea's in the air conditioned suite at F1 practice :)
     
  19. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    I didn't know you were in Indiana.
     
  20. The_Fiend

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    /me kicks the living sh*t out of Lethal.
    Now get back on the chat you wee mink.
     

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