-California Crazy Law +Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. +Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. +Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants. +Bathhouses are against the law. +In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs. +No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. +Women may not drive in a house coat. +It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. -Arcadia +Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. -Alhambra +You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. -Baldwin Park +Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. -Belvedere +City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." -Blythe +You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. -Burlingame +It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds. Carmel +Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor) +Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits. -Chico +Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. -Hollywood +It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. -Lafayette +You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person. -Lodi +It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". -Lompoc +It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace. -Long Beach +It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course. +Cars are the only item allowed in a garage. -Los Angeles +Toads may not be licked. +You may not hunt moths under a street light. +It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church, Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison. +You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. +Zoot suits are prohibited. +It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. +It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. -Pacific Grove =+Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine. -Palm Springs +It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM. Pasadena +It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss. -Prunedale Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house. Riverside +One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. -San Diego +The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250. +It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar. -San Francisco +Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street. +Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. +It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner. +It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear. -San Jose +It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595 -Santa Monica +You may not play percussion instruments on the beach. -Temecula +Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.
yeah a lot of those sound like BS to me also. but this one is true, but you forgot to add ferretts! I had to drive to Vegas to get mine!
WTF? dude my house was built back in the 50s and it had two bathtubs in it. thats just stupid. and this one... find me the police report to go along with that and I'll beleive its actually a law
LOL as entertaining as those are, the fact that its from a joke site further discredits it. pretty funny though lol
its 2000 now dame cops they just dont understan. it cant be rape it all ways come to are tree. a new friend
WHOA THATS WRONG! But I like this one : City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." Hurray for Doggy Bot!!! This one is not bad either!!! : Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
come here butterfly. were are you butterfly. Come here to daddy. the butter fly is mine. no i lost it again. dame it gone. what was i going to type. is this Doggy_Bot
i think seatbelt laws are BS i dont need the goverment telling me i HAVE to wear it . i know i should but it should be my choice .its NOT against the law not to wear a helmet riding a motorcycle. but it is not having a seatbelt on. so its all about revenue
I also think that the driving age should be bumped up to 18 at least. Many teenagers of course will disagree, but looking back on the maturity level I and most people I knew had back then, its no wonder young teens are such dangerous drivers.
*Dumb Indiana Laws -Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. -It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday. -A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. (Ind. Code 15-2.1-21-13(b) -A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. -It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. -It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. -Liquor stores may not sell milk. -Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor. -you can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her. -One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate. -Smoking in the state legislature building is banned, except when the legislature is in session. -Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes. -Pedestrians crossing the highway at night are prohibited from wearing tail lights. -No one may catch a fish with his bare hands. -Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. -You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it. -Drinks on the house are illegal. -Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest. -You are required to pour your drink into a glass. -"Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal. -State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post. -All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads. -Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans. -hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide. -If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Immoral Practices. -Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. -A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming. -The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. (Repealed) +Auburn -It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area. For these offesnses, there is a fine of no more than $5 or the impounding of one's bicycle for a period not to exceed 30 days. +Beech Grove -It is forbidden to eat watermelon in the park. +Elkhart -It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears. Evansville -While driving on Main Street you may not have your lights on. +Fort Wayne -You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It`s In the Book". +Gary -Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar. +South Bend -It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette. +Terre Haute -No one may spit on the sidewalk.
Agree. it very old ppl shoudnt dive to. 18-55. and butterfly molesting should be legal. the butterflies will like that to.
I'm 16 and I drive just fine, never been pulled over and never been in a accident. I would never brake the law driving, I'm a good driver. Get good grades too so my insurance is cheaper.
Do you ever do anything on this site, besides start stupid threads? Do you help, or do you just bullshit?
i'm in the same boat as you, Phil, except my car has been hit three times cuz it's a little deathtrap and no ones sees me. i'm only 17, but i've been driving since i was 12. everyone i ride with thinks i'm a great driver and, even in the worst situations on/off the road, i've been able to pull through safely. *screams to the forum* EVERYONE SHOULD DRIVE A STICK-SHIFT! they really help make you pay attention and put the damned cell phones down. i hate you all, SUV drivers besides, if i couldn't drive, i couldn't get to work to earn money for college to get the hell out of here and have a decent life.
Hell yeah all of my family's cars are manual, automatic's suck. I hate people that talk on there cell phone and drive! You forgot mini van drivers, they suck too.
