Sorry, kids- Santa's going to be a little late!!!!!!

Santa came down the chimmney to make his delivey of toys at his next stop on Cristmas Eve and to his surprise, there was a beautiful Blond, lying under the Christmas tree! As Santa approached the tree, the blond took off her top and said "Santa won't you stay a while"? To which Santa replied, "HOH HOH HOH (not the girl, mind you!...),got to go ,got to deliver the toys to the girls and boys"!!! The Blond then took off her bottoms and moved a little closer to Santa and said, "Shucks, Santa, can't you stay just a lil while.....",and Santa nervously replied, "HOH HOH HOH.. uhh, .. got to go...uhh,.. got to deliver the toys to the girls and boys"!!! The Blond then took off her panities and moved to where she was right in front of Santa and said ,"Just a little while"!?!???. Santa then said,"HEY HEY HEY ,I gotta stay!, I Can't get up the Chimmney with my D**K this way"!!!!!!!(so tell the Kids, Santa might be a little late...!!!! this Christmas Eve...Oh! ,and instaed of cookies Santa told me to to tell you, leave him a box of Energy bars!!!!)

Merry Christmas to all at "AFTER DAWN", and THANKS for a GREAT time this past year, at a GREAT site!!!!!! KEEP UP the good work!!!! YOU ARE APPRECIATED!!!


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Good joke but there is already a thread dedicated to jokes called Friday Funnies.

 

Sorry- meant for it to be a reply in the christmas jokes!!!!